Veggie Prejudice

[sexy-girl]

why is there a prejudice against veggies over fruits ... if you share a strawberry kiss with your lover its classy eating a grape from your girlfriends belly button is sensual ... sucking on a banana is erotic (we've a few banana tarts here ) you can even get away with swapping the "s" for an "f" with a banana and you're still being classy (that's the closest i'll get to swearing on here ) and i haven't even mentioned the cherry bombs yet


but with a cucumber you're a "salad slut" (remembering some pictures posted by a girl in the amateur pic forum which i actually quite liked but people on GB made fun of) its seen as trashy or cheap so why the speciesism of fruit vs veggies ... just curious

 

[KillerMuffin]

If perky put up picks of herself fucking a cucumber it'd get oohs and aahs from adoring fans. Some chick from the ampic place is going to be laughed at.

I don't think it's the veggies. I think it's the person doing it.

 

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[Agent99]

Sexy-girl, probably because fruits are sweet and juicy. They've always been berry, berry good to me.

Veggies are oftentimes bitter. But I can think of dozens of veggies that complement sexual escapades. Zucchini and cucumbers immediately pop into my mind. I wouldn't Turnip my nose to either of those.

I think of them as arugula guy-substitute. Lettuce think about this for a minute. I can picture living happily ever after with a sweet potato. Couldn't you?

 

[sexy-girl]

i think you might be on to something there KM but would that girl be laughed at if it was a banana instead of a cucumber

i must admit though your thought had crossed my mind but i thought this thread would be more fun if i took the speciesism argument anyway so im sticking with it

 

[Lancecastor]

My, the things that go through your mind....

Perhaps it's the sugar content.

Sweet fruits = Romance

Vegetables = Hard Core Fucking

Perhaps the tomato is just confused.

And the sweet potato? a TV, obviously.

Lance

 

[lovetoread]

I wonder if I used veggies and posted pics of them, would I get laughed at?

 

[Mia62]

I was just going to use this thread to say that I am prejudiced against orange squash. And brussel sprouts. And yams.

 

[perks]

maybe an experiment is in order.


post a pic with a banana
post a pic with a cucumber and then watch the responses.

 

[sexy-girl]

lol turnip your nose (that was bad but in a good way )


so maybe it all comes down to parents forcing their kids to eat all there veggies leaves a horrible emotional scar in a person so bad that they are prejudiced against veggies for the rest of their lives

(its often the parents fault i think )

 

[TWB]

I don't discriminate between the veggies and fruits. A carrot can be as sweet as a bannana, or more so. It is meat that is a problem for me.

When is the last time you stuck a t-bone where the sun don't shine?

 

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[Lancecastor]

Plus, broccoli up your ass just isn't sexy.

Well, I read that somewhere...

 

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[sexy-girl]

I don't discriminate between the veggies and fruits. A carrot can be as sweet as a bannana, or more so. It is meat that is a problem for me.

When is the last time you stuck a t-bone where the sun don't shine?

contiuninly the bad pun theme .... no meat for me (i guess that was more of a metaphor then a pun)


LTR i highly doubt it would be laughed at especially not by me


perky i think we need a whole new thread for candy princesses


IR but lance was right tomato is a fruit or do you say tomato or tomato ? hmmm

 

[Agent99]

sexy-girl, with a Birds-Eye view, any plant can be sensual.

Especially when you provide the valley for the jolly green Giant's sauce.

 

[Lancecastor]

Yeah, your mother is a good author

Yo momma is so fat.....

You did have a funny one earlier in the thread though: "Yes. Yes. People would laugh."

Lance

 

[perks]

perky i think we need a whole new thread for candy princesses

<grin> I'll be waiting for those pictures, sugah. PM me when they're up.

*laughing*

 

[Rubyfruit]

Most people who use fruit as props, put them in their mouth. That's sexy. It's suggestive without being vulgar.

Most people who use veggies, put them up their pussy.

Nothing wrong with veggie fucking, but it's just not my style.

 

[Lancecastor]

You outta go to punitentiary for that.

sexy-girl, with a Birds-Eye view, any plant can be sensual.

Especially when you provide the valley for the jolly green Giant's sauce.

 

[Agent99]

LOL. I know.

I am a silly little sprout. But peas don't hate me because I am fruityful.

 

[Lancecastor]

Rula reference!

peas don't hate me because I am fruityful.

 

[sexy-girl]

just out of curiousity perky what program did you use to make your av

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I like veggies