Vasectomy

[Zamdrist]

Snip, Snip

 

[Tantanah]

Ouch!

 

[RawHumor]

Go ahead Zamdrist, but have a few shots beforehand, unless you have an extremely strange ability to relax while people slice into your scrotum and snip through the hose that goes from your testicles to your prostate. It's quite pleasant really. The good Doc wants to talk about fishing while you forget about your balls. He'll tug on the lines and make you squirm, and you'll wake up hornier than you were fifteen years ago. The trouble is that you'll flinch every time a two year-old walks by for months.

Drink.

And don't fuck anyone for a few days.

That cup they sent with you to jack-off into and bring back?

Worthless, you might as well drink kool-ade out of it and go on with life.

Once they snip, you are watching the sprinkler like a neutered cat.

Reversal isn't an option.

Happy humping....

LMAO

Okay, I WAS going to mention how I'll be getting this done sometime soon, but now I'm not so sure anymore. Anyone know where I can get some condoms at a good price?

Bulk rate, maybe?

 

[Zamdrist]

Bulk rate, maybe?

Sam's Club?

 

[Secret Kate]

 

[Zamdrist]

Ouch!

Actually I feel very little discomfort. The most uncomfortable moment was when the doctor gave me a partial shave.

Oh yeah and I'm assuming the novicane hasn't weared off yet, so we shall see.

 

[RawHumor]

Sam's Club?

Do they do Vasectomies too?

 

[RawHumor]

Re: OH RAW!

If my wuss of a husband can do it - so can you! I explained I had to deliver the two kids - he could have the little surgery!

I appreciate your vote of confidence, but it's not exactly something that a guy looks forward to.

 

[mritsme]

i had it done the medicine was awsome ity was valume volume?? something like that not sure of the spelling lol but was able to watch, it looked vey painful but did not feel a thing was black and blue down to my knees though he pulled it way out looked like it was a mile long cut tied burned buried, only checked once a week later and was all clear it would take an act of god to fuse itself back together after that vertualy impossible lol

 

[Zamdrist]

Re: Re: OH RAW!

Do they do Vasectomies too?

I certainly wouldn't put that level of trust into the 'hands' of a chain store employee. LOL

 

[Purple Haze]

It was definitely one of life's unpleasant experiences, the procedure that is.

I'm still very horny, if not hornier.

It's wonderful now to know I can fuck, fuck, fuck, and no more wiping butts.

I can sing Frankie Valli tunes too.

 

[Jedi_Outcast]

couple of funny stories:

when he was younger my dad worked in a warehouse, got his cut and went back to work the next day, lugging boxes everywhere, spent the next week on his back.

22 years later, his son is a network admin, got his cut and went back to work the next day, lugging computers everywhere and ignoring his father's sage advice. spent the next week on his back.

my dad stopped wondering which one of his sons was the smartest

my wife is a lab tech so I didn't have to worry about the cup.

One of the ladies she worked with told her that one day this poor guy came in and said he tried like hell but he just couldn't fill the cup in 24 hours. (sounds like she was BS'ing my wife)

 

[P4ME2]

NUT CUT

just take it easy for 2-3 days trust me stay off your feet nuts on ice
take the pain pills and a six pack and just be a lazy bastard you deserve it.