Vasectomy

[Zamdrist]

It can take up to 7 months to be declared 'sterile'. I didn't know that...

My appointment is Monday, the 29th.

 

[Saint Peter]

My condolances.

 

[modest mouse]

Why are you getting a vasectomy?

 

[Silverluna]

no more little ones? I guess handling your son is quite a handful...would you ever consider having it reversed? *waves* hi Zam

 

[Zamdrist]

My condolances.

LOL...I already pay $700+ in child support.

 

[Tantanah]

Wow Zam. No more kids for you huh? Biological kids I mean.

Nice to see you. Hope you are well.

Take care.

 

[Zamdrist]

Why are you getting a vasectomy?

The typical reason is for not wanting more children. I have one. He is the best lil guy.

No more.

 

[Orlanth]

It can take up to 7 months to be declared 'sterile'. I didn't know that...

My appointment is Monday, the 29th.

My personal trianer says I should get one, but I don't know...

 

[Kitte]

They say it takes on average 15-20 ejaculations to be declared sterile by Vasectomy with an average failure rate of less then 2 in a 1000. It takes about 20 minutes to do the surgery. Very rarely there is recanalazation when the Vas Defrens spontaneously reconect and that usually happens within 4 months. So they say after 6-7 months you are clear.

Gee, I sound like the vasectomy lady!

 

[Silverluna]

ewwww!

Zammie your gonna get shots?!?! Ugh...not fun...not fun at all!

 

[thumbs2_ca]

hmmm

It really didn't bother me when I had it done although I can sing like Tiny Tim now...

 

[alvin462]

cut

Had mine done years ago . I did a lot of walking for 2 days as sitting was uncomfortable . I was checked at 3,6 months and 1 year . Shoot blanks now . The more you use it after cut the faster you clean all the pipes . No regretts.

 

[missy2]

Good luck Zam!

I hear it's so common,doctors say they can do it with their eyes closed.Wouldn't that make it interesting?!

Just kidding.Good luck & GO TWINS!!11 games up-WOOHOO!

 

[miles]

Day 1 - Sore
Day 2 - Felt like I was kicked by Secretariat
Day 3 - Swelling reminiscent of two oranges
Day 4 - Ditto, only think basketballs
Day 5 - Double ditto - beach balls
Day 10 Testicles back to normal, the size of a pair of BB's.

They use cute euphemisms for pain, like when they give you novocaine. "You will feel a little pinch." Before fucking with your innards Herr Doctor will say, "You may feel a slight tug in your stomach." My doc was a real comedian. In the middle of it he said "Woops."

They laughed. I didn't.

Seriously, it wasn't that bad.

 

[Silverluna]

Day 1 - Sore
Day 2 - Felt like I was kicked by Secretariat
Day 3 - Swelling reminiscent of two oranges
Day 4 - Ditto, only think basketballs
Day 5 - Double ditto - beach balls
Day 10 Testicles back to normal, the size of a pair of BB's.

They use cute euphemisms for pain, like when they give you novocaine. "You will feel a little pinch." Before fucking with your innards Herr Doctor will say, "You may feel a slight tug in your stomach." My doc was a real comedian. In the middle of it he said "Woops."

They laughed. I didn't.

Seriously, it wasn't that bad.

Mine Gott....did they rip out your toenails too???

 

[Wizard]

Day 1 - Sore
Day 2 - Felt like I was kicked by Secretariat
Day 3 - Swelling reminiscent of two oranges
Day 4 - Ditto, only think basketballs
Day 5 - Double ditto - beach balls
Day 10 Testicles back to normal, the size of a pair of BB's.

They use cute euphemisms for pain, like when they give you novocaine. "You will feel a little pinch." Before fucking with your innards Herr Doctor will say, "You may feel a slight tug in your stomach." My doc was a real comedian. In the middle of it he said "Woops."

They laughed. I didn't.

Seriously, it wasn't that bad.

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I would kill the bastered...................I don't find that so funny..........

 

[Duggie]

Just do it!!

I had sex after 4 days. It was sure tender down there but damn' the medication they gave me made me so h.... but that was many moons ago.

I haven't regretted a day of it. I took the pressure off of always worry about former wife being pregant as she didn't take the pill.(she couldn't handle the birth control pills mad her crazy)

Duggie

 

[Zamdrist]

Re: ewwww!

Zammie your gonna get shots?!?! Ugh...not fun...not fun at all!

Shots? For the novocaine yes.

I'm not worried too much about it. It will be just my luck though I'll get 50 oppoutunities to have sex the day after and have to turn them all down. That's why I scheduled it for a Monday though, myabe it won't mess with my 'fucking' schedule...lol, yeah right, like I got one.

 

[Devilish1]

We will be sitting here with tons of ice for you Monday......
Or do you think you will need tons of kisses for your new " boo-boo"?

 

[Sillyman]

I would love to have it done except for a few things...

1) I can't really afford it right now.

2) I keep holding out in case I want to have children some day.

3) Embarassment. I really don't want to be awake and aware while someone is messing with my nads.

Is there any way I can request a female doctor? I would feel more comfortable about the procedure that way.

 

[seXieleXie]

how old are you sillyman?

 

[Sillyman]

Only 20. But frankly, when it comes to kids, I think I don't need to inflict any more of my family's demented DNA on the populace. If I get super baby hungry, I'll adopt or marry someone with kids.

 

[sch00lteacher]

Ah, I can remember when. I had to take the sample in the morning and drop it by the doctor on the way home. In a small brown bag.

It was so much fun (not) walking through the hospital knowing what I had. Then through the crowed doctor office...

I always kinda wished that someone stole my lunch form the fridge on those days.

I had to have three clean samples, a week apart, before I was declared clean and safe. It did take awhile.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Some places offer a group discount. Take a buddy.

 

[Purple Haze]

Go ahead Zamdrist, but have a few shots beforehand, unless you have an extremely strange ability to relax while people slice into your scrotum and snip through the hose that goes from your testicles to your prostate. It's quite pleasant really. The good Doc wants to talk about fishing while you forget about your balls. He'll tug on the lines and make you squirm, and you'll wake up hornier than you were fifteen years ago. The trouble is that you'll flinch every time a two year-old walks by for months.

Drink.

And don't fuck anyone for a few days.

That cup they sent with you to jack-off into and bring back?

Worthless, you might as well drink kool-ade out of it and go on with life.

Once they snip, you are watching the sprinkler like a neutered cat.

Reversal isn't an option.

Happy humping....