Vanilla Style Humiliation
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rosco rathbone
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Yes, and the skirt with the hem that goes
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bridgeburner
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Short in the grocery store can suck rocks. I'm not the least bit shy about looking for someone to come "Be tall" for me when I need artichoke hearts which are always on the top shelf. Generally it's a man but I've asked women, too. I've never had anyone get pissy with me about it or be anything but sympathetic that the poor little shorty is struggling. I look on it as a civic duty to make men feel manly and very tall women feel lucky to be so.
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graceanne
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shy slave said:*start hunting for the fairy and elf costume*
I know they are in a box around here somewhere!
*spots them on the top shelf of the wardrobe*
Damn, Damn Damn
I didn't put it up there . . . I'd look some obnoxious man who forgets not everyone's their height.
shy slave
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bridgeburner said:
Usually I agree, but at Christmas every man in the store looks pissed off and its a brave woman who asks him to help, if only due to fear that it will cause a divorce if he dares to help you instead of his SO lol
Besides the trolley thing was just too embarrassing to ask anyone to help
Chicklet
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DVS said:You could use that smile in another way.
"Hi, I'm far too helpless to stop you, so would you like to come home with me and spank my naughty behind?"
It would work for me.
well fly to Oregon then
'cause I'm definitely too helpless to stop you from spanking (and doing other things) to my naughty behind...
brioche
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You know that helpless thing is a big ego boost.
I couldn't open my juice one day and went up to two guys and said, "I can't seem to get this open. Could one of you two big strong men open it for me?"
Well, the guy had to yank on it, but he did it.
Anyway, it was brunch for me and lunch for them and my mum and I could tell they felt flattered that I had chosen them over the others, since it was quite the busy place.
It was nice. And I got to drink my juice with brunch. I seriously couldn't open it.
[minirant]
Of course, now we get breakfast coupons because my dad travels even more, which I didn't think was possible, making him a platinum PLUS member, so we have a waiter watching us for the tiniest problem even though breakfast is free. My mum frowned the tiniest bit at her coffee and the guy was there to ask if it was okay.
The following days he not only remembered that my mum wanted milk with her coffee, but brought me a bigger glass for the fresh sqeezed orange juice because I don't drink coffee.
They also let her have a free coffee (she eats with my dad before I get up) because I don't have coffee, which is technically not allowed, but they bend the rules for us.
I guess only seeing my dad thrice a week can have benefits, but I digress...
[/minirant]
You know what else is humiliating? Not being able to find something and then hunting for an employee, only to be told, "I don't work in this department...I'll get someone who does" and you have to stand there looking like an idiot.
Yesterday I got so pissed off at that I figured out where the thing was and left before the person showed up.
I couldn't open my juice one day and went up to two guys and said, "I can't seem to get this open. Could one of you two big strong men open it for me?"
Well, the guy had to yank on it, but he did it.
Anyway, it was brunch for me and lunch for them and my mum and I could tell they felt flattered that I had chosen them over the others, since it was quite the busy place.
It was nice. And I got to drink my juice with brunch. I seriously couldn't open it.
[minirant]
Of course, now we get breakfast coupons because my dad travels even more, which I didn't think was possible, making him a platinum PLUS member, so we have a waiter watching us for the tiniest problem even though breakfast is free. My mum frowned the tiniest bit at her coffee and the guy was there to ask if it was okay.
The following days he not only remembered that my mum wanted milk with her coffee, but brought me a bigger glass for the fresh sqeezed orange juice because I don't drink coffee.
They also let her have a free coffee (she eats with my dad before I get up) because I don't have coffee, which is technically not allowed, but they bend the rules for us.
I guess only seeing my dad thrice a week can have benefits, but I digress...
[/minirant]
You know what else is humiliating? Not being able to find something and then hunting for an employee, only to be told, "I don't work in this department...I'll get someone who does" and you have to stand there looking like an idiot.
Yesterday I got so pissed off at that I figured out where the thing was and left before the person showed up.
shy slave
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brioche said:
*hands Brioche glass of fresh orange and some cookies*
There, there dear.
Can I get you anything else, I notice your a fully paid up Lit member now and that means added bonuses of cookies and snacks made by Gracie.
FYA ~ Non fully paid up members get cookies and snacks made by Snowie
graceanne
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shy slave said:*hands Brioche glass of fresh orange and some cookies*
There, there dear.
Can I get you anything else, I notice your a fully paid up Lit member now and that means added bonuses of cookies and snacks made by Gracie.
FYA ~ Non fully paid up members get cookies and snacks made by Snowie
What? I DO NOT share my cookies, even with fully paid up lit members.
I seem to recall that the cooking of cookies was YOUR job shy. Good excercise you know.
shy slave
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graceanne said:What? I DO NOT share my cookies, even with fully paid up lit members.
I seem to recall that the cooking of cookies was YOUR job shy. Good excercise you know.
Oh sorry Gracie but you could just this once...it is Christmas
And err *whispers* I don't actually know HOW to cook cookies
Not even sure my new house has a kitchen, I have only been here a few months so still time to find it.
The store do a great range of cookies, loads of choices and they come with pretty wrapping around them to catch all the crumbs
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graceanne
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shy slave said:Oh sorry Gracie but you could just this once...it is Christmas
And err *whispers* I don't actually know HOW to cook cookies
Not even sure my new house has a kitchen, I have only ben here a few months so still time to find it.
The store do a great range of cookies, loads of choices and they come with pretty wrapping around them to catch all the crumbs
No it's not. It's five more days before I gotta share. So there.
BeachGurl2
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You tell her, Gracie. (wonder if this puts you on Santa's naughty list?)graceanne said:
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BeachGurl2 said:You tell her, Gracie. (wonder if this puts you on Santa's naughty list?)
At christmas time you can't be sore
Your fellow man you must adore
Their's time to cheat him all the more
The other three hundres and sixty four!
--Tom Lehr
BeachGurl2
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LMAO. Does that mean you'll share your cookies on Sunday?graceanne said:At christmas time you can't be sore
Your fellow man you must adore
Their's time to cheat him all the more
The other three hundres and sixty four!
--Tom Lehr
BeachGurl2
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Hey, I do bake. I have my own cookies.graceanne said:
