Even a vampire needs a mother, even if all the Cullens technically make for a vampire pack that likes to pretend they're family. Elizabeth Reaser's Esme Cullen, while physically only twenty-six, definitely tops our list of vampire MILFs, providing comfort to Bella and Edward alike, and even offering them a small island on which to spend a honeymoon's worth of bonage on.
She may not have had a pivotal role in the film, but who doesn't remember Deacon Frost's icy blonde vampire companion Mercury, portayed by model/actress Arly Jover? After all, she was the one to introduce us to that whole "sunblock will keep us from exploding" thing. Why didn't any other vampires think of that?
She also fell victim to the 4th coolest weapon against vampires portrayed in the film: garlic mace.
Putting Kate Beckinsale into a tight latex bodysuit, giving her ice blue contact lences and strapping more guns to her than Lara Croft? Brilliant! Let's give her a troubled past, a werewolf love interest and turn her into an immortal vampire goddess in the sequel! Brilliant! Then we'll put her out in a third movie, and make even MORE money!
Aside from having the best character name ever, Santanico Pandemonium, Salma Hayek's vampire princess of the Robert Rodriguez-directed, Quentin Tarantino produced From Dusk 'Til Dawn has the honor of...
I looked at the picture and lost my train of thought.
Ex-girlfriends are never easy to deal with, especially when they're capable of ripping your heart out of your chest and stomping all over it.
Literally.
Danica Talos lived only to serve her real master Drake (Dracula), not caring if former lover Ryan Reynolds got in the way, or went after her vampire pomeranian. He got the last laugh though, because that hair is...ridiculous.
Poor Rachel Lefevre. She originates the role of disgruntled vampire Victoria, only to have the part re-cast just as the character gets her meatiest role to play. Oh well, only fitting that she have the part ripped away from her like her vampire lover James.
Victoria's got a bone to pick with Bella and the Cullens for killing her man in the first installment, and makes her move in Eclipse. Oh, vampires. Always avenging something or other.
Vampire the...Buffy...Slayer? Unlike Vampire Willow, Vampire Buffy only made one appearance in the series, and unfortunately only as a nightmare. When a young boy begins inadvertently trapping people inside of their nightmares, Buffy finds herself crawling out of her own grave (wouldn't be the last time) and finding her face a little bumpier than she's used to as a vampire.
Makes you wonder, could the vampires ever tell if a human simply put themselves in vampire make-up?
In a family that has all of its members technically adopted, it's strange to see one vampire that the family actually considers to be an adopted child. Then again, I suppose the statuesque icy blonde Rosalie Hale might not fit in so well with the rest of the darkly brooding Cullens. In any case, Rosalie's troubled past with assault and pregnancy and torture doesn't stop her from being one of our favorite vampire hotties.
You know, it never seems like they make any unattractive men or women into vampires, and Kelly Hu's Pearl is no exception. Portraying one of the ancient Tomb Vampires, most fans would recognize Kelly from her roles on the spin-off prequel The Scorpion King and X2: X-Men United.
Even in Victorian garb, this sexy vampire boils our blood.
Okay, so definitely the less cool of the Mina Harker's on our list, but hey, we can't help but love Winona. Initially a friend to the tragically not-long-for-this world Lucy Wesentra, Mina too, finds herself under the thrall of the dark master, eventually freeing herself of the trappings of fang-dom by killing Dracula herself.
As long as you're going to become an edgy vampire with the uncanny ability to sparkle in the sunlight, you might as well do it with style. Ashley Greene's spunky coiffed Alice Cullen provides the useful (yet inexplicable) gift of foresight throughout the Twilight Saga, but unfortunately couldn't tell that Bella was cliff-diving instead of jumping to her death.
Like anyone would be so torn up over Robert Pattinson. But he is dreamy.
Sometimes even being a vampire just doesn't quench your thirst for power, like Sophia Miles vampire socialite Erika in Underworld. While somewhat friendly to Selene, Erika royally overreacts to the presence of a future werewolf, and alerts Kraven to Selene's betrayal. She never gets the affection from Kraven she craves, and winds up out in the cold, presumably killed in the second film.
Those who weren't paying too much keen attention to the film might not have realized that the very vampire Deacon Frost bedded night after night was the same woman at the film's outset who gave birth to Blade!
Is it weird when the name of the actress sounds scarier than "Amelia, the vampire elder of the Underworld universe?" As the only female elder, Amelia was ambushed and eventually drained of all her blood in the hopes of creating a vampire-werewolf hybrid, but eventually returned in flashback to see her involvement in the creation of the first werewolf.