Validated and Self-Worthed

[Matthew Craig]

Just curious to see if any lit ladies would like to roleplay being validated and have your self worth recognized? Perhaps i'm your long lost uncle asleep on the couch for a few nights, or i'm a unicorn and you are feeling horny? Maybe you're a female car like Sally in Disney's Cars and want your tail pipe serviced.. Or you're a giant black hole in space and i'm an exo-planet stuck in your gravitational field? -Matt

 

[dolf]

That's the sexiest suggestion I've ever read on lit. I'm off to have a prolonged fantasy and wank over my own gravitational pull.

 

[Matthew Craig]

That's the sexiest suggestion I've ever read on lit. I'm off to have a prolonged fantasy and wank over my own gravitational pull.

It's quite romantic. Eons pass yet still i'm drawn to you, until that fateful moment when the event horizon is finally breached, with an explosion of energy equal to 58 billion Hiroshima bombs.

 

[HisArpy]

Or you could just say something like you're a straw to their sippy cup.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Talk diplomatically to me, baby.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Or you could just say something like you're a straw to their sippy cup.

Perhaps i'm an archaeologist and she's the sphynx. I remove a beautifully inscribed stone from the rear of the monument and find a treasure so grand i have to fight off the nazi's who have been chasing me and the treasure the whole trip.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Talk diplomatically to me, baby.

It's 1741 and the arch bishop of Slovania is visiting Istanbul for the first time. But tensions flare when the vicar of blacksbury castle mistakingly walks into the room to discover he, is actually a she! And awkardly stands in the corner, under the spotlight losing his religeon.

 

[Que]

It's 1741 and the arch bishop of Slovania is visiting Istanbul for the first time. But tensions flare when the vicar of blacksbury castle mistakingly walks into the room to discover he, is actually a she! And awkardly stands in the corner, under the spotlight losing his religeon.

Great thread, great "Who wore it better" vs Prof Gav, and that last bit elicited audible mirth.

 

[Hal9000_]

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[HisArpy]

Perhaps i'm an archaeologist and she's the sphynx. I remove a beautifully inscribed stone from the rear of the monument and find a treasure so grand i have to fight off the nazi's who have been chasing me and the treasure the whole trip.

But there's no fizzy bubbles in that story.

 

[nowisthetime]

Perhaps i'm an archaeologist and she's the sphynx. I remove a beautifully inscribed stone from the rear of the monument and find a treasure so grand i have to fight off the nazi's who have been chasing me and the treasure the whole trip.

Lol, what are you talking about? You are a Nazi, a Neo-Nazi..

 

[DMBFFF]

plagiarism?



nothing:

https://search.literotica.com/?type=member&query=Matthew Craig



Lt. Reginald Barclay does Cyrano

Commander Riker and Guinan Seduction and Romance Lesson - Star Trek TNG

Captain Picard saves Lwaxana Troi from the Ferengi

Shakira - Empire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QapfTGTXbxc
4:02
...
"and the stars make love to the universe."

 

[Matthew Craig]

Lol, what are you talking about? You are a Nazi, a Neo-Nazi..

It's an Indiana Jones reference you uncultured swine.

 

[Matthew Craig]

plagiarism?

Get out of my thread with your abhorrent posts!

 

[DMBFFF]

It's an Indiana Jones reference you uncultured swine.

Yeah, I think we got where you got that from.

Get out of my thread with your abhorrent posts!

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