Valentines

[Nicole]

Okay everyone it is now the 14th here in Austarlia so I would just like to say HAPPY VALENTINES to you all. I hope that no-one snezzes from the flowers they recieve (if any) and that no-one puts on to much weight from the chocolates that they get (if any) anyway I hope that everyone has a great day.

 

[Ravenloft]

Aw, thats just so sweet of you Nikki! (You don't mind me calling you that do you? Kinda got a fantasy image of ya after that whole Prince thing...)

*Winks suggestively and does a little jig*

 

[Nicole]

Like I said once before YOU may call me what you like. If you would like to know what I look like you only have to ask.

I hope everyone has a great Valentine's.

If you know what I mean

 

[Endlessly]

Valentine's day sucks. But thank you anyway.

 

[Xander]

Originally posted by Endlessly:
Valentine's day sucks. But thank you anyway.

Hear hear.
Only one thing to do...

oh Bruiser....where are you....come on....I promise to be good....Bruiser....Oh Bruiser...*Now where did I put the hand granates??*

 

[Slut_boy]

Sorry, but I beg to differ. I love the fantasy of things like 'valentines day'. I romanticize most things though - usually because 'fairy-tale-land' is so much more beautiful that the real world.

Happy valentines day to all of you, my friends.

 

[Nicole]

I must say that Valentines this year sucked just a little. Fuckin Bruiser

But for everyone out there in loveland I hope it's a good one.

Our's in Aussieland is over now. Thank god.

 

[Avatar]

Yeah Valentines day rocked, except I specifically asked not to get chocolates but I still got them anyway...nevermind its over now (well in my timezone anyway)...

Bit of a quiz, what happend in america valentines day 1929?

 

[Nicole]

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No Idea!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nicole]

Hey everybody I just noticed I have lost my virginity (again)

It feels so good to be experienced

What a day to lose your virginity

 

[Fallen Angel]

With out looking it up I would have to guess the Valentine's Day massacre.

Happy Valentine's Day to all
A big hug to any who are feeling blue

 

[Fallen Angel]

Congratulations! We need some new type of celebration now that there isn't a parade or viva towels.

 

[Avatar]

Well done Fallen Angel, You win a special prize! -as soon as I think of one....

 

[Ravenloft]

Who popped Nicoles cherry?

Now this is a mystery worth looking into...

Sleuths! To arms, to arms!!!

 

[Laurel]

LOL! I think that was a group effort, eh? We all get a lil credit there...

And Valentine's Day, Schmalentine's Day... Got 250+ stories to edit and prepare so I can do updates from the road, massive amounts email to answer, gotta take the kittie to get her last leukemia shot so I can put her in boarding tonight (wah! sadness!), and a million little errands and tasks that have to be completed before I step on the plane to Europe at 8:30 am tomorrow (the shuttle picks me up at the ungodly hour of 6:30 am - yech).

Fuckin' Bruiser...

 

[Sammyjo]

I'm with Endlessly...Valentines Day sucks

fuckin' bruiser

 

[Endlessly]

Okay, Idealism Boy-- erm, slutboy

, let's talk for a little about what I meant by my 'Valentine's day sucks' comment.

If I were in an actual relationship? You can BET I'd be singing a different song. I'm a hopeless romantic, and if I were the type of person who ever got a date, it would definitely be my kind of holiday.

For me though, the only things V-day is good for are cheap chocolate and cheap lingerie. I have no use for the latter at the moment, and the former isn't good for me. Ooooh, and the coolest thing is that Valentine's week is also sexual awareness week at my college. So they get to tell me, not ONLY are you alone, but you're also not having sex! Go me!

Excuse me while I take my chocolate-covered heart-shaped lithium.

 

[Sammyjo]

I know Endlessly...same here

 

[Nicole]

I would have to agree with Laurel in the fact that you all had something to do with Popping my Cherry.

But boy did it feel good

And Ravenloft you gave me the most pleasure baby.

 

[Hawksview]

....Happy Valentines.....

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh, Nikki, I am honored!

Ego... Growing... Head.. too... big...for... doorway...

 

[Laurel]

Excuse me while I take my chocolate-covered heart-shaped lithium.

ROTFLMAO!

Hey guys and gals, will you all be my Valentines?

 

[Eve_of_destruction]

Laurel, I'm so glad you are no longer an annoyance (which we never believed anyhow) and are now the official Madam of the best little whorehouse in Cyberland!

Happy Valentines Day, everyone! I received the most precious Valentines Day gift from my lover today: Two tiny seahorse skeletons, each one facing the other in a miniature display case - how utterly romantic! Although I'm probably in the minority, I think if I ever got flowers, candy, lingerie, or jewelry on Valentines Day, I'd probably have to dump the guy - sorry, I don't do traditional, and I don't want my man to, either... but this one's a definite keeper!!! (plus, if you've been keeping up with my posts, he's the one into marathon sex... God, what more could I ask for in a man???)

Peace,
Eve

 

[Lasher]

One of the guys on a morning radio show here in the Burgh does a character he calls Bobby Sumgum, The World 1st Ninja Entertainer. His specialty is lost Confucusisms. In honor of V Day, I thought I'd share my favorite....

Marriage is like a three ring circus..
Engagement Ring...
Wedding Ring....
And suffering...

Thank you very much...

OH, Ok, you talked me into it, one more...

Oral sex makes one's day...
Anal sex makes one's whole week...(think about it)...

Thank you very much

 

[Laurel]

LOL! Especially the anal bit...