Valentine's Free Association thread

[Weepingguitar]

PORN! With a plot.

Till then, we have Literotica ^_^

 

[Aurora Black]

Till then, we have Literotica ^_^

Hahaha! Seriously, I found one! Pirates!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Hahaha! Seriously, I found one! Pirates!

that's not a cannon in my pants, I'm just really happy to see you.

 

[Guest]

 

[Aurora Black]

Boom.

 

[Aurora Black]

Dressing up as a porn starlet posting as a sexy pirate, with boobs too big to fit the bodice.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Dressing up as a porn starlet posting as a sexy pirate, with boobs too big to fit the bodice.

be sure to wear the thigh high boots and the eye patch when you do

 

[Aurora Black]

be sure to wear the thigh high boots and the eye patch when you do

*gasp* How did you know I have an eyepatch? Have you been rummaging around in my underwear drawer again?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

*gasp* How did you know I have an eyepatch? Have you been rummaging around in my underwear drawer again?

Busted! ok yes you caught me! And I was thinking your thong was an eye patch for a cyclops, or it fit kind of funny for one eye kind of thing......

 

[Aurora Black]

Busted! ok yes you caught me! And I was thinking your thong was an eye patch for a cyclops, or it fit kind of funny for one eye kind of thing......

*cough* Bullshit... *cough*

 

[Aurora Black]

Taking a romantic, hot bath together before drying off and moving to the bed.

 

[Aurora Black]

Falling asleep in each other's arms after a night of wild loving.

 

[Kev H]

Taking a romantic, hot bath together before drying off and moving to the bed.

Why dry off? Move first to a plush rug in front of the fireplace and drip dry... So you get kinky hair; that's part of the experience.

 

[Aurora Black]

Why dry off? Move first to a plush rug in front of the fireplace and drip dry... So you get kinky hair; that's part of the experience.

Nah, I wouldn't want to get the bedsheets wet. The rug either.

I'm off to get ready for tonight's show. Take it easy.

 

[Aurora Black]

Is it a bad thing that I told my boyfriend straight out what I wanted for Valentine's instead of waiting around for him to surprise me? I don't think it was, because knowing him we would have wound up at home watching a DVD or something. I told him that I wanted the whole nine: a gift, dinner, dancing and scorchingly hot sex. He said with a glint in his eyes, "I'll see what I can arrange."