Valentine's Day

[Cruel2BKind]

I have no Valentine for Valentine's Day, so the title shall be officially shortened to 'Day'.

In preparation, I am off to eat a can of chocolate frosting while watching 'The Hills Have Eyes'. Day always puts me in a killing mood.


Have a wonderful Day.

 

[nomoretears00]

Hey you!

LOL, well then that's the perfect time for you to write another dark story!

 

[sr71plt]

I've just received a customized e-mail from a lover who is already having Valentine's Day--so I'm good to go for tomorrow.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

LOL, well then that's the perfect time for you to write another dark story!

Hmmm... I have a good one knocking around about a Pyrokinetic that escapes from the Government...

I've just received a customized e-mail from a lover who is already having Valentine's Day--so I'm good to go for tomorrow.

Grr... Your happiness makes me sad! T_T

 

[Dual_Triode]

I have no Valentine for Valentine's Day, so the title shall be officially shortened to 'Day'.

In preparation, I am off to eat a can of chocolate frosting while watching 'The Hills Have Eyes'. Day always puts me in a killing mood.


Have a wonderful Day.

Plot bunny! Death by chocolate?

 

[nomoretears00]

Unless dude is dipped head first in a vat of it, tied hand and foot, while someone stands by with the control in his hand, laughing the evil laugh... It's not dark enough for Cruel, lol. But that *is* a good plot bunny. I like it.

My Valentine is at work so he'll sleep most of the day tomorrow.

How's school going, Cruel?

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Unless dude is dipped head first in a vat of it, tied hand and foot, while someone stands by with the control in his hand, laughing the evil laugh... It's not dark enough for Cruel, lol. But that *is* a good plot bunny. I like it.

My Valentine is at work so he'll sleep most of the day tomorrow.

How's school going, Cruel?

No... My kind of evil is where the character was raped in a chocolate factory and is repulsed by the taste and smell of it for the rest of his life...

Well. I got to skin a cat today.

 

[nomoretears00]

Oh god, I remember having to do that. Yuck. And I like cats.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Never had them, dad and sis are allergic.

The fun part is when you pull the skin off like a rug, and the squeamish girls in the group squeal

 

[Dual_Triode]

...and the squeamish girls in the group squeal

...and the squeamish guys.

*swoon* *thud*

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Happy thoughts! Cat skins and squeals!^_^

Now I feel all better, I might just switch over to 'The Princess Bride' Cary Elwes was one of my first crushes. I was so sad when I learned that he was OLD.

Also, only guy that ever rocked the Pencil Mustache for me.

http://beyondmediaonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/princessbride1.jpg

 

[Harry Leg]

I have no Valentine for Valentine's Day, so the title shall be officially shortened to 'Day'.

In preparation, I am off to eat a can of chocolate frosting while watching 'The Hills Have Eyes'. Day always puts me in a killing mood.


Have a wonderful Day.

Happy Day

 

[Angellica1612]

I have no Valentine for Valentine's Day, so the title shall be officially shortened to 'Day'.

In preparation, I am off to eat a can of chocolate frosting while watching 'The Hills Have Eyes'. Day always puts me in a killing mood.


Have a wonderful Day.

I thought I was the only one who did that! Now I want frosting and I don't have any. That's....cruel! Ah, well, it's just Day, right? I don't have a V....I won't repeat the hateful word...either. I'm just going to sleep through it.

Happy Day!

Angel

 

[3113]

Ideas for saying "I Love You"

For those looking for just the right way to say "I Love You...."

Or if you just want to get feel vicariously romantic for the day

 

[R. Richard]

Plot bunny! Death by chocolate?

Already been done in Club Lighthouse Publishing!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Here's a page of weird and perverse valentines;
http://www.retronaut.co/2012/02/vintage-valentine-wtf/

There's bound to be something there to fit your nastiest mood!

 

[sr71plt]

Here's a page of weird and perverse valentines;
http://www.retronaut.co/2012/02/vintage-valentine-wtf/

There's bound to be something there to fit your nastiest mood!

Those are great. I'm sure those were some of the same ones we sent each other in elementary school, where each child had to bring a valentine for each other child in the class. We managed to get across our real attitudes toward those we didn't like all that much.

 

[glynndah]

No... My kind of evil is where the character was raped in a chocolate factory and is repulsed by the taste and smell of it for the rest of his life...

Well. I got to skin a cat today.

Oh god, I remember having to do that. Yuck. And I like cats.

Never had them, dad and sis are allergic.

The fun part is when you pull the skin off like a rug, and the squeamish girls in the group squeal

Skinning a cat refers to a catfish. Does that make you feel any better?

 

[Trinique_Fire]

I have no Valentine for Valentine's Day, so the title shall be officially shortened to 'Day'.

In preparation, I am off to eat a can of chocolate frosting while watching 'The Hills Have Eyes'. Day always puts me in a killing mood.


Have a wonderful Day.

This made my Day.

Lit needs a "like" button.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

I have no Valentine either. Except for my kid, but she's mostly into eating the candy bracelet that was in her treat bag from school.

I am going to spend my night making another music video and writing some more about Amina and Aleitheia. On that note, I my focus groupies PM's....

 

[YoursSINSerely]

For those looking for just the right way to say "I Love You...."

Or if you just want to get feel vicariously romantic for the day

That was beautiful. I'm still smiling.

 

[mynameisben]

Skinning a cat refers to a catfish. Does that make you feel any better?

Thanks, ruiner.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Thanks, ruiner.

You don't like pussies?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

My valentine is a 2 1/2 hour drive away.

I've been so busy I haven't even had time to masturbate.

I think I'll go rock myself slowly to sleep.

 

[mynameisben]

You don't like pussies?

Of course I do. But I also like leaving pussies with something to think about.