Aurora Black
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The big day is tomorrow. Any plans? Whether single or attached, it doesn't matter. It's a day of love. 
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I'll be your Valentine.sophia jane said:I'm going to try to deny it's happening. If that doesn't work, I'll probably take a few minutes to feel sorry for myself and then move on with my day.
I require chocolate. That okay?ABSTRUSE said:I'll be your Valentine.![]()
I'm not far from Hershey, I'll send a truck.sophia jane said:I require chocolate. That okay?
(on a side note, I told ex to stop by Target on Wednesday and pick up some half price candy for me- I don't have a Target here- and he said "so you're not trying to exercise and lose weight anymore?" What a fucker. Everyone knows single girls are allowed to eat all the candy they want at Vday).
I knew you were my kind of girl.ABSTRUSE said:I'm not far from Hershey, I'll send a truck.![]()
I'll stash some KK's in there toosophia jane said:I knew you were my kind of girl.
You know me so well.ABSTRUSE said:I'll stash some KK's in there too![]()
Very true. Feed me and fuck me and maybe be a little a nice to me, and I'm happy.ABSTRUSE said:Yes I do. You're low maintainence.![]()
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Good Lord woman, you're not a hamster!!!sophia jane said:Very true. Feed me and fuck me and maybe be a little a nice to me, and I'm happy.
*snort*ABSTRUSE said:Good Lord woman, you're not a hamster!!!
sophia jane said:I require chocolate. That okay?
(on a side note, I told ex to stop by Target on Wednesday and pick up some half price candy for me- I don't have a Target here- and he said "so you're not trying to exercise and lose weight anymore?" What a fucker. Everyone knows single girls are allowed to eat all the candy they want at Vday).
impressive said:Response: Quite the contrary, dear. The chocolate is to melt and smear all over my new lover's *insert genitalia of choice*. I'll get all the exercise I need licking and sucking it off. Thanks for your concern. Happy Valentine's Day.
Kev H said:I will struggle to maintain moderate feelings.
I will remember my past great Valentine's Days as little as possible, since it forces me to remember ex-girlfriends. I will fight my cynicism. I may reread some Valentine's stories. I may chat a little.
And I will wish each of you a wonderful V-Day.
Speaking of, thread-starter...you did not share your plans. What gives?
Kev
lilredjammies said:I shall burn St. Valentine in effigy, trample on a few paper hearts, feed rose petals through the shredder, and in general behave like a porcupine with a sore nose and a bladder infection.
You've been warned.