Valentines 2026

[Brandnewbuddy]

we got a couple months till Valentine’s Day, so let’s come up with some ideas!

1. Growing up all the girls in class knew if they were nice to one guy in their class, he would fall over himself making custom Valentine’s Day chocolates for them. Of course as high school came he started trying to ask them out and they would play along until they got more of his chocolates.

Now that he’s in college the rumor has spread but this year he’s made a bit of an addition to the chocolate

A. Aphrodisiacs. Note, this isn’t an attempt to get laid, he just wants them to go around campus being uncontrollably horny and painfully aroused as a bit of payback

B. The chocolates turn them into monsters that are based on how he sees them.


2. Married couple decides to send increasingly erotic messages and pictures to each other throughout the day so by the time they make it home they can barely contain their lust.

Possible complication: they start fucking and forgot they didn’t tell the maid she could take the night off so they wind up locking eyes with her while they are going at it on the butcher’s block

 

[sirhugs]

I was waiting until the Winter contest ended, but here we go...

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Look, if Christmas is going to continue its war on Halloween, we got to go pincer attack by having Valentine’s Day attack it!

Speaking of:

Idea: thrifty lover is still financially recovering from Christmas and now needs to prep for Valentine’s Day. So they decide to repackage Christmas gifts into Valentine’s gifts!

Candy from Christmas is melted down into chocolates that are remolded into hearts or maybe even dribbled on MC’s body.

Candy cane stockings from elf costume are now red and white valentine stockings. Ribbons from Christmas presents are reused as ties for a night of bondage.

 

[sirhugs]

Look, if Christmas is going to continue its war on Halloween, we got to go pincer attack by having Valentine’s Day attack it!

Speaking of:

Idea: thrifty lover is still financially recovering from Christmas and now needs to prep for Valentine’s Day. So they decide to repackage Christmas gifts into Valentine’s gifts!

and here I thought they were going to turn to sex for money.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

and here I thought they were going to turn to sex for money.

That gives me an idea!

Story following an escort on Valentine’s Day as she has multiple, passionate Valentine’s Day “dates” and then ends her day with a quiet night at home or a gentle, stress free cuddle with a partner

 

[sirhugs]

You might guess how anti-Valentine's Dav I am when my brain is searching for an idea featuring a machete. (I y featuring a machete but at lest theI had the excuse ha it as one of the words in a three word challenge).

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Hmmm, I can work with that!

Idea: guy is desperate to have a girlfriend so he keeps going out and striking out but eventually finds a woman who is a little quirky but she’s attractive and seems to really like him.

For Valentine’s she wants to do a lil roleplay from her favorite movie. Guy checks it out and it’s a rather sweet romcom.

So he goes to her apartment ready to relive one of the fun scenes from the movie, only to find her in a bathrobe, a mask, and carrying a machete…turns out she meant the giallo slasher by the same name and now he has to dodge around the apartment as she plays out the final scene of the movie with him.

Now yeah, due to the rules of the site she can’t hit him with said machete (unless it ends up being fake) but the story becomes one where guy is dodging her and trying to look up the finale of the film an every time he could escape he either thinks about how he doesn’t want to go back to being on his own or her bathrobe slips off and he figures she’s still worth it

 

[sirhugs]

Hmmm, I can work with that!

Idea: guy is desperate to have a girlfriend so he keeps going out and striking out but eventually finds a woman who is a little quirky but she’s attractive and seems to really like him.

For Valentine’s she wants to do a lil roleplay from her favorite movie. Guy checks it out and it’s a rather sweet romcom.

So he goes to her apartment ready to relive one of the fun scenes from the movie, only to find her in a bathrobe, a mask, and carrying a machete…turns out she meant the giallo slasher by the same name and now he has to dodge around the apartment as she plays out the final scene of the movie with him.

Now yeah, due to the rules of the site she can’t hit him with said machete (unless it ends up being fake) but the story becomes one where guy is dodging her and trying to look up the finale of the film an every time he could escape he either thinks about how he doesn’t want to go back to being on his own or her bathrobe slips off and he figures she’s still worth it

It is Chekov's machete. Once introduced it must be used,. It was in my story- and not to chop fruit,. Or roses.or chocolate.
Which are about the only valentine themes I know of.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Local pizza place has the heart shaped pizza but they realize most of the people who order it are single. So they offer a special up charge:

“Sure large pizza and breadsticks: $20 but…if you’d like to give your driver a Valentine’s Day Tip…or get a tip, that will be $100 for 15 or $250 for an hour.”

Or

Restaurant has a Valentine’s special where you pay for two seven course meals and they’ll provide a date…who has a bad habit of dropping their fork and needs to spend a lot of time under the table…and also needs someone to accompany them to the bathroom

 

[sirhugs]

Local pizza place has the heart shaped pizza but they realize most of the people who order it are single. So they offer a special up charge:

“Sure large pizza and breadsticks: $20 but…if you’d like to give your driver a Valentine’s Day Tip…or get a tip, that will be $100 for 15 or $250 for an hour.”

I have no clue what they are trying to say...

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

They’re offering an escort service To go along with the pizza.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

To repackage an idea:

Company comes up with disposable dates: just slap some cash down at a vending machine toss the capsule on the ground and you’ve got a construct that will ne yours for 24 hours. They only sell them for Valentine’s Day but what happens if someone tries to reuse their date, or buys a bootleg?

 

[Carnevil9]

Valentine's Day on the Holodeck.

 

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Valentine's Day on the Holodeck.

How does that differ from any other Valentine’s fantasy.Asking for those of us who can't recall any real Vday joy.

 

[sirhugs]

A classic... the chocolate store clerk, about to close up, serves one last customer- the one with a secret crush on her.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Elderly parents get forced to recreate their first Valentine’s Day date for their influencer kids who want to make a vid which is effectively just “awww look at the old people”

The down to earth route:

Pissed off at the patronizing, mom hefts her skirt up and dad blows her back out in the diner, just like they did when they were dating. The kids get their channel demonetized and parents enjoy a day of fucking knowing their kids will never try to involve them in their videos.

The fantastical: as the elderly couple hold each other’s hands, trying to get each other through the humiliating experience, they get teleported back in time to when they were a young couple.

They enjoy their youth but have a feeling once the day ends, they’ll have to go back. So they fuck one more time and each of them write a note to each other.

Cut to the present and their oldest child is telling off their influencer kids for pulling that stunt and then takes them back to their mansion that they earned through wise investments and a winning lottery ticket

 

[sirhugs]

Must be getting older and grumpily because this to me lacks any V Day tone