TheOldProspector
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- Dec 19, 2018
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Howdy folks! Archibald here with a question, and I'd be mighty obliged if you all could see fit to help me out. Ya see, I'm looking for some friendly advice. As some of you may know, I'm married to the prettiest flower west of the mighty Mississippi River, my sweet wife Clementine. She is the apple of my eye and I love her so. I was hopin' you all might help me come up with ideas to make this Valentine's Day a mighty special one for her.
Last year she surprised me by getting all dolled up in some special lingerie and she even let me take a picture of her wearing it. Here she is:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fd/25/f4/fd25f4059560891997cb75b71f31650d.jpg
Now hold yer horses, fellers. Remember that's my wife you're lusting after so hands off and keep your peckers in your pantaloons! I jest want you all to see how purty she is, that's all I'm doin'.
Anyway, I know my Clementine gave up a lot to come live with me here in the mountains. She coulda had any feller she wanted, even one of them there feller's what's got a domicile with more than two rooms and an outhouse more than 15 feet from the back door. But she chose me and the life of an old prospector's wife. I love her dearly for that, and I just don't know how to properly tell her. Do you all have any ideas of a grand romantic gesture I can make on Thursday to tell her how much I love her? I may just be a poor old gold miner, but I've tucked away the odd flake and nugget over the years, so I reckon I might be able to splurge a little bit on her.
What do you all figure? Any good ideas what I can do fer my lovely wife to show her I love her so?
Last year she surprised me by getting all dolled up in some special lingerie and she even let me take a picture of her wearing it. Here she is:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fd/25/f4/fd25f4059560891997cb75b71f31650d.jpg
Now hold yer horses, fellers. Remember that's my wife you're lusting after so hands off and keep your peckers in your pantaloons! I jest want you all to see how purty she is, that's all I'm doin'.
Anyway, I know my Clementine gave up a lot to come live with me here in the mountains. She coulda had any feller she wanted, even one of them there feller's what's got a domicile with more than two rooms and an outhouse more than 15 feet from the back door. But she chose me and the life of an old prospector's wife. I love her dearly for that, and I just don't know how to properly tell her. Do you all have any ideas of a grand romantic gesture I can make on Thursday to tell her how much I love her? I may just be a poor old gold miner, but I've tucked away the odd flake and nugget over the years, so I reckon I might be able to splurge a little bit on her.
What do you all figure? Any good ideas what I can do fer my lovely wife to show her I love her so?
