Devlishone4fun
I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide
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Ladies, Wanna get rid of your boyfriend?
Give him meat delivered by a mailman. Because if steak was supposed to be sent through the mail, they’d sell it at the post office. Four steaks, four burgers, four pieces of fish, four baked potatoes and a chocolate cake. It’s the easiest way to say “I thought about his gift for exactly five seconds, and I hope you get food fat!”
So go forth, friends, and give gifts to those you don’t love. If you do it early, I promise you’ll be back on the market before the 14th. Happy Heart Breaking!
So what is your gift to give that says "I Don't Love You anymore"?
Give him meat delivered by a mailman. Because if steak was supposed to be sent through the mail, they’d sell it at the post office. Four steaks, four burgers, four pieces of fish, four baked potatoes and a chocolate cake. It’s the easiest way to say “I thought about his gift for exactly five seconds, and I hope you get food fat!”
So go forth, friends, and give gifts to those you don’t love. If you do it early, I promise you’ll be back on the market before the 14th. Happy Heart Breaking!
So what is your gift to give that says "I Don't Love You anymore"?
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