Vaginal farts......

[Guest]

I was humiliated in yoga class after a shoulder stand...when I released a loud vaginal fart as I descended. That's another thing men have to be grateful for...no vaginas to fart at embarrassing moments.

 

[Nora]

True, when men fart in public it's usually on purpose.

 

[Cerberus666]

I dont know what you're talking about.

 

[bknight2602]

Vaginal farts when fucking are a hoot also guilty pleasure.

 

[freakygirl]

Vaginal farts?

So am I the only one that has never experienced these?

 

[Vivacia]

nope - I have too

 

[Shadowann2]

I hate it when that happens! Especialy during sex! I'm always so paranoid it's going to happen! Once you have been in a relationship for a long time you can laugh about it or just keep going, but the first few times you have sex with someone new, it can be very awkward! I had it happen once when I was doing a back flip off the end of the bed!

 

[Guest]

I had it happen once when I was doing a back flip off the end of the bed! [/B]

Now that's sexual acrobatics....

 

[Malachi]

Vaginal farts?

So am I the only one that has never experienced these?

Also commonly referred to as 'quefes' <in my best pontificating tone>. Most common during or after sex. A good reason not to fuck strangers?

Take heart. If you're not actually having sex, nobody is likely to know the difference between a vaginal fart and the more conventional kind. Of course, if that is equally humiliating to you, you're out of luck.

 

[Guest]

Take heart. If you're not actually having sex, nobody is likely to know the difference between a vaginal fart and the more conventional kind. Of course, if that is equally humiliating to you, you're out of luck.

I beg to disagree, sir. The sound of a vaginal fart (VF) is very different from an anal fart (AF). Also a VF has no odour.

 

[Malachi]

I beg to disagree, sir. The sound of a vaginal fart (VF) is very different from an anal fart (AF). Also a VF has no odour.

If you say so. That's not the way I remember it though. Besides, no odor is good.

 

[freakygirl]

*shakes head*

I had no idea.. So I'm like totaly weird or something? Honestly, I've never experienced this..

 

[lickerish]

You've never qweefed? lol.. you've never been pumped full of air while he's going at it.. then at some point it comes out sounding like a real fart?

Me neither

A girlfriend of mine could qweef at will.. she'd make up rap lyrics with the qweefing being her sound effects, it had us rolling on the floor laughing so hard...

 

[islandman]

queefing........LMAO.

that brings back nice memories.

 

[ChrissyChick]

I think doggy-style is the worst for this situation, with every pump there is more air being puched and then you roll over and PPPTTHHH!!!!!

 

[Shadowann2]

I think doggy-style is the worst for this situation, with every pump there is more air being puched and then you roll over and PPPTTHHH!!!!!

God, I hate that! It seems to happen almost anytime we're going at it hard and fast in doggy. Kinda ruins the mood when you're just rolling over to change positions!

 

[Monazwx]

Hope this never happens to me.
Or that I'm too drunk to remember.

 

[freakygirl]

You've never qweefed? lol.. you've never been pumped full of air while he's going at it.. then at some point it comes out sounding like a real fart?

Me neither

A girlfriend of mine could qweef at will.. she'd make up rap lyrics with the qweefing being her sound effects, it had us rolling on the floor laughing so hard...

Nope.. I've never qweefed.. hell I've never let a "real fart".

I'm a lady.. I fluff.

 

[superlittlegirl]

So, like, what's the etiquette for pussy-farts? Are you sposta say pardon moi?

 

[Shadowann2]

I usualy do and then I can't help but laugh too!

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Just say: "scuze me, I queefed."

 

[superlittlegirl]

Just say: "scuze me, I queefed."

I tend to not get so specific. I usually just say "scuse me" and giggle. It's just funny.

 

[acitore_vuli]

I was humiliated in yoga class after a shoulder stand...when I released a loud vaginal fart as I descended. That's another thing men have to be grateful for...no vaginas to fart at embarrassing moments.

Your new AV and the fact that you chose to share this experience with people who would otherwise have no knowledge of it whatsoever raises some questions.

 

[marksgirl]

Guilty dog *barks* first!

Oh please let me be first!

 

[TWB]

Hopefully your man won't think he has to respond in kind.










His will likely stink.