Vagina Monologues

[WriterDom]

Talk to us about your vagina. The theory being that women love to talk about it but aren't often asked. A broad topic it can be about love, rape, menstruation, mutilation, masturbation, birth, orgasm, the variety of names for the vagina, or simply as a physical aspect of the body.

 

[where]

poor thread! such potential!

I'll go. I have a love/hate relationship with it. I love the way it looks and feels. my children sprang from it and it provides pleasure and relief. It also is aloof, unresponsive and insensitive unless placed in just the ~right~ situation.

I only call it my cunt or vagina. i hate the word pussy.

 

[subish2009]

<snip>I only call it my cunt or vagina. i hate the word pussy.

I LOVE the word pussy! I hate the word cunt, except in the midst of the dirtiest of dirty talk. Then my hatred of the word becomes exactly what makes it so appealing.

As for the love/hate...I don't think there's anything about it I hate. Mine's been pretty good to me. I'm not sure I have a burning need to talk about it though, unless we're going to get into childbirth stories, which, presumably, we're not.

 

[where]

I LOVE the word pussy! I hate the word cunt, except in the midst of the dirtiest of dirty talk. Then my hatred of the word becomes exactly what makes it so appealing.

As for the love/hate...I don't think there's anything about it I hate. Mine's been pretty good to me. I'm not sure I have a burning need to talk about it though, unless we're going to get into childbirth stories, which, presumably, we're not.

the OP says anything we want! my childbirth story is over 30 hours long though, so I may pass as well.

I like cunt because it it very direct and animalistic. pussy seems like such a euphemism. I never use cunt as an insult though. or very rarely.

 

[Keroin]

My vagina would like to contribute to the monologues but she thinks it's rude to talk with her mouth full.

 

[neci]

i like pussy, only when pronounced poosie. other than that i like vagina and cunt. i can not stand the word va-jay-jay. that makes me want to punch someone in the ovaries. other than that, my poosie has had a good day. oh! and twat. i really like the word twat. not for my poosie, but what referring to random people.

 

[where]

My vagina would like to contribute to the monologues but she thinks it's rude to talk with her mouth full.

ahahahahaha!


you post and fuck at the same time?

 

[neci]

My vagina would like to contribute to the monologues but she thinks it's rude to talk with her mouth full.

please come back after you have swallowed.

 

[Soumis]

I'm not a big fan of the word cunt. It's just an unpleasant sounding word to me. Vagina sounds much more elegant in Spanish for some reason. Could be work rubbing off on me though.

 

[where]

I'm not a big fan of the word cunt. It's just an unpleasant sounding word to me. Vagina sounds much more elegant in Spanish for some reason. Could be work rubbing off on me though.

conjo?

true story: In a very bourgeois restaurant in Bilbao I ordered 'conjo a la plancha'

Waiter: Que?

me: conjo a la plancha

(whole restaurant now staring in horror)

waiter: conejoa la plancha?

Me: Si, conjo a la plancha.

the shame!

 

[sb2009]

I used to hate "cunt" until I started hanging out with this one really really super dyke-ish friend (who likes being called a dyke) and she uses it in all kinds of creative ways and makes me laugh.

I used to hate my vagina/pussy/snatch/coochie, or at least hate the way it looked. Then I started having sex with women and realized mine was just like thiers, unique and not ugly LOL

However, I hate having a period every month, and wonder if I will appreciate the lack of it when I go through menopause or will I mourn the loss of my baby-making days? (though they are long over for me anyway!)

 

[Soumis]

conjo?

true story: In a very bourgeois restaurant in Bilbao I ordered 'conjo a la plancha'

Waiter: Que?

me: conjo a la plancha

(whole restaurant now staring in horror)

waiter: conejoa la plancha?

Me: Si, conjo a la plancha.

the shame!

Hehe! That's the offensive word for vagina. Our cunt or vernacular equivalent. Definitely not used in a medical setting.

Vagina is spelled the same in Spanish, it's just pronounced va HEEN a.

 

[Keroin]

ahahahahaha!


you post and fuck at the same time?

multi tasking

 

[subish2009]

I used to hate "cunt" until I started hanging out with this one really really super dyke-ish friend (who likes being called a dyke) and she uses it in all kinds of creative ways and makes me laugh.

I used to hate my vagina/pussy/snatch/coochie, or at least hate the way it looked. Then I started having sex with women and realized mine was just like thiers, unique and not ugly LOL

However, I hate having a period every month, and wonder if I will appreciate the lack of it when I go through menopause or will I mourn the loss of my baby-making days? (though they are long over for me anyway!)

Okay, cunt is growing on me in the face of twat and snatch. I don't find the anatomy any more or less attractive than cocks...the aesthetic appeal for me is generally context-driven.

IUD...no babies, no period, no problems!

 

[neci]

Okay, cunt is growing on me in the face of twat and snatch. I don't find the anatomy any more or less attractive than cocks...the aesthetic appeal for me is generally context-driven.

IUD...no babies, no period, no problems!

God bless the IUD.

 

[Soumis]

IUD...no babies, no period, no problems!

FTW! I completely agree!

 

[where]

Hehe! That's the offensive word for vagina. Our cunt or vernacular equivalent. Definitely not used in a medical setting.

Vagina is spelled the same in Spanish, it's just pronounced va HEEN a.

mmmm yeah, does sound better pronounced in spanish. in castillian would it be ba HEEN a?

multi tasking

clever dick. I mean twat. I mean pussy...

 

[eastern sun]

I had a vagina. But I gave it away.

 

[Soumis]

mmmm yeah, does sound better pronounced in spanish. in castillian would it be ba HEEN a?

No idea, all my Spanish comes from on the job "training." Maybe I've been saying it wrong!? It is definitely Mexico Spanish not Castillian though.

 

[Netzach]

I was born in '73. I've never suffered from lack of opportunity to discuss my snatch. I'm kinda over it.

 

[BiBunny]

mmmm yeah, does sound better pronounced in spanish. in castillian would it be ba HEEN a?

I think the Spanish "v" is usually pronounced as a soft "b" sound. Or at least that's what I was taught in high school and college Spanish classes. Though I'd think that Mexican Spanish could possibly have been influenced by the English speakers' pronunciation of the letter "v."

In conclusion, I really have no idea. It just sounded good.

 

[tigressnred]

ooooooo...I like mine called "kitty" as it puuurrrs...with the right touch....I hate my periods because although I can have sex in the shower I am not readily available at all times like I like to be.......amaazing that such a small hole can produce such a big body in childbirth.....never thought you could stretch that big! .......mine is mui paquito.......and OMG! she would love to feel the right woman touch her.......

 

[intothewoods]

I was born in '73. I've never suffered from lack of opportunity to discuss my snatch. I'm kinda over it.

Ding ding.

 

[graceanne]

I think it's gross to look at, and usually do my best not to. I usually call it my vagina, cause I was raised to use the right terms. Otherwise I call it my hoo hoo, or 'down there'.

 

[tigressnred]

I understand completely it was used as a play toy....my whole life......from 4-17 and only now at 35.....and still with much resistance....she does not respond to my own touch.....because she was abused in this way.....but i am learning....to open up to the joy of her that is ....trapped longing for freedom..........