USS Constitution

[bronzeage]

Keeping our borders safe for 200 years.

http://www.militaryfactory.com/ships/imgs/uss-constitution.jpg

 

[Skiddles2014]

Texas is planning on patrolling her borders with it.

 

[Learnsmith]

Keeping our borders safe for 200 years.

http://www.militaryfactory.com/ships/imgs/uss-constitution.jpg

I was wondering who would do this first. Bronze,
I thank you.

 

[phrodeau]

Looks like it's laundry day.

 

[StrangeLife]

It would be totally awesome to work for the Coast Guard on ships like that...

Avast ye scurvy sea dogs! Shiver me timbers and batten down da hatches! I spot illegal immigrant ahead to starboard. Lets keelhaul the lot of 'em, hang 'em from the yardarm in a hempen halter and make 'em walk the plank.

 

[about_average]

Once you keelhauled them, they probably wouldn't be in any condition to walk the plank.