Useless

[mig]

The Useless Information Society

Has just published it's book,The Book of Useless Information.

The shortest complete sentence in the English language is 'I am'

More than 8800 people per year,injure themselves with toothpicks.

I bet you're happy now you know that.

 

[intrigued]

Lovely.

 

[mig]

A can of Spam is opened every 4 seconds.

 

[intrigued]

A can of Spam is opened every 4 seconds.

Surely its a fetish?

 

[Laurel]

Their website is non-functional. Bastards.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Laurel]

Surely its a fetish?

Or perhaps a euphemism?

"Opened any good cans of Spam lately?"
*naughty laughter*

 

[Shaq]

8800 people get laughed at by medical professionals each year then...


I would never go to the emergency room with a toothpick related injury...better to die than face the shame...

 

[Private Vasquez]

do you count as more than one person of you've injured yourself with toothpics more than once in a year?

 

[Shaq]

do you count as more than one person of you've injured yourself with toothpics more than once in a year?

For insurance purposes no....

 

[Private Vasquez]

So everytime I go to the ER with severe toothpic injuries, I don't get counted seperately from the last time I was there for virtually the same offense?

 

[mig]

Jimmy Carter is the first US president born in a hospital.

Bats always fly left when leaving a cave.

 

[Nomad4112000]

I would never go to the emergency room with a toothpick related injury...better to die than face the shame...

Ya I felt the same way and I almost lost my foot. But because I did wait (for the same reason) I can nolonger run and when the weather changes I have to use a cane to walk with. How you ego is worth lossing you ablity to walk.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Shaq]

So everytime I go to the ER with severe toothpic injuries, I don't get counted seperately from the last time I was there for virtually the same offense?

In a perfect world yes...but....

 

[mig]

Read it.

No 2 cornflakes look the same.