Use a Literocian's name to make a sentence.

Pookie, Pookie, lend me your comb!

Which of these three is my middle name: Dixon, Carter, Lee?

Man, that Otis Spunkmeyer company sure makes a Killer Muffin!

Vhat iz dat bird, an eagle? Yez?

You know, on second thought, pp man isn't such a good name for a superhero.

That was really sad when Papa Smurf couldn't disarm Gargamel's bomb and it turned him into a Purple Haze.
 
Bob_Bytchin said:
I doubt there's only one STD at Lit.

*laughing*


Ifa I geeve you five dollars weel Eu meni des pants?
 
perky_baby said:
*laughing*


Ifa I geeve you five dollars weel Eu meni des pants?

those knockers of yours are quite perky, baby.

(Only you could get by with a fake Italian accent, ducks!)
 
I can't wait to have a few drinks and walk around the island, man.

Sorry, that was too easy....
 
Dear Sidney,

You lilminx, you! That was terrific! But I have some comments...

Mama Mia! 62 members agree that Sidney V. Lish's story was excellent. But, Angel, you can't rest on your Laurel(s). Man, U really need to work it some more. You left off, Oh, 21 or so names. However, to write that story, you must have had the patience of a Saint. Peter, dick1, cllitlicker- no matter what you call them, the men here like to Tonguefuck.

If we can name them all in this thread, we may be in for a Lukky Knight. I Never knew there were so many Roses around here though. Some are Chey enne some are not. I bet the ones that smoke Weed, aren't!

I bet the menfolk here would love to be a Fly on the Wall to hear what we are saying about them. It isn't because you are Freaky, gurl! It's because they want to know how we think. I've read that several times the last few days.

Pardon me - I hope this doesn't break the spell, but I feel a sneeze coming on, so if I say "Acitore" will you still say "Vuli" vous couchez avec moi, ce soir? Let me wipe my Fucknose off and then we can proceed. Tell me if it's bleeding, though - because I don't want to ride the Redwave in public.

We haven't even discussed what we will do with the men from Lit once we get them where we want them. Might I suggest a trip to the beach? We can snuggle in the Sandia listening to Kalypso music as we stare into the Pacific. Blue skies, a warm breeze and a bottle of Vinny will do us nicely.

Thinking like this kind of makes me feel Guilty. Pleasure, lust, desire course through my veins. We can think of ourselves as Desiqning women, figuring out ways to seduce these men.

We have to be careful though. We don't want to start any wars like Kain and abel's documented troubles. A man can be such a badass, chick. They are shameless flirts sometimes, too. But, if you get a good hairgrip on them, you can pretty much tame even the nasty1. (Although, unless I am Misstaken, I believe some have interesting kinks. One even has some sweetp4u)

I think we should work up an Appetite, round us up some Huskie ones (we don't really want any that are sweetandpetite do we?) and then set our plan in motion. If they get out of control we can Fri most of them up with some Gilly Beans and Rhys. Won't that taste peachykeen?

If you don't like my ideas, well you can just ksymbut-ons! I'm not a tmleader - nor am I a Tx Girl, but I know that I 'm here for sex so I better go read the rest of these threads before it gets too late. I am definitely a Morninggirl after all.

loveyamon!
Agent99
 
When I remembered what I was thinking , I rememberd I Loveyamon..........( Luv-ya-mon )...;) ........:heart:
 
loveyamon!
Agent99


:D You sweet thang................:p ( that was good stuff..)
 
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