US Government and Police and PAIN

[b189]

The US Government and Police departments of this country are now installing devices into your body to create severe pain.

They are installing devices into your head,mouth,shoulder,penis,vagina, once these devices are installed you automatically black out at night, they then proceed to enter your home, and install more of this crap into your body.

They want to hear every conversation you are having and control every aspect of your life, all in effort to line their pockets with money, with disregard to your life, and your family's life.

Help stop this atrocity by spreading the word to as many people as possible.

 

[lovecraft68]

The US Government and Police departments of this country are now installing devices into your body to create severe pain.

They are installing devices into your head,mouth,shoulder,penis,vagina, once these devices are installed you automatically black out at night, they then proceed to enter your home, and install more of this crap into your body.

They want to hear every conversation you are having and control every aspect of your life, all in effort to line their pockets with money, with disregard to your life, and your family's life.

Help stop this atrocity by spreading the word to as many people as possible.

Well that's unnecessary.

All the current idiot in office has to do is speak and make another decision and we're all in pain.

 

[sr71plt]

I don't think eharmony.com could have done better in putting together a match here.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I see the tin hat brigade is checking in.

 

[SecondCircle]

No, no, this is true. It happened to me once. There I were,minding my own on the front porch, and there came this awful humming. Got inside my head and all. Next thing I knew there was this bright light, and I felt myself floating up and there were all these hands and....

Crap. That was a different conspiracy....

 

[sr71plt]

Was there a grassy knoll involved too?

 

[Blind_Justice]

I don't have enough room under my tinfoil hat for this conspiracy.

 

[patientlee]

What kind of devices are we talking about here? And what kind of pain? Are we talking about a dull ache? A sharp, shooting pain? A bee sting? A migraine? Giving birth? That would be a deal breaker.

 

[sr71plt]

Well, I think it depends on what level of government is involved. Local, county, state, federal, intergalactic, universes beyond.

 

[johneb87]

I found it on the internet, it has to be true! It just has to be! The internet never lies!

 

[SecondCircle]

I think at best at least a plot bunny might be skinned from this. Kinda made me think of remote vibrators.

Then again, I get this headache at the same time everyday....

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I think at best at least a plot bunny might be skinned from this. Kinda made me think of remote vibrators.

Then again, I get this headache at the same time everyday....

When you close the bathroom door, get your head out of there first and you won't have those headaches.

 

[TxRad]

When you close the bathroom door, get your head out of there first and you won't have those headaches.

Which head are you guys talking about?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Which head are you guys talking about?

Pick your choose. My solution would apply to either.

 

[StrangeLife]

The US Government and Police departments of this country are now installing devices into your body to create severe pain.

They are installing devices into... penis,vagina...

There are people out there who will enjoy that experience...

 

[Handley_Page]

What kind of devices are we talking about here? And what kind of pain? Are we talking about a dull ache? A sharp, shooting pain? A bee sting? A migraine? Giving birth? That would be a deal breaker.

Frankly, the head pain induced by reading the first post!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Carol Burnett once described the pain of giving birth:

Reach over your head from the back.
Grab you lower lip and pull it up over your head.
That's giving birth.

 

[SecondCircle]

Carol Burnett once described the pain of giving birth:

Reach over your head from the back.
Grab you lower lip and pull it up over your head.
That's giving birth.

Peter Griffin did it. It changed his life.

 

[patientlee]

Carol Burnett once described the pain of giving birth:

Reach over your head from the back.
Grab you lower lip and pull it up over your head.
That's giving birth.

I'm not sure that description does justice to the sensation of having your bowels flattened by a big, giant head. In addition, the opening in the cervix is normally about the size of the slit in the head of the penis. Imagine the stretching necessary to allow that big, giant head to escape. There is nothing that can prepare you for the pain of transition, when the cervix rips open that last few centimeters. Even going into it the third time, I thought I could think my way through the pain.

I guess what I'm saying is that the pain of pulling a fleshy lip over a head compares to the vaginal tearing or episiotomy, but not to the pain of having your insides open like the chimneys appearing in the Santa Clause and having your internal organs steamrolled.

 

[PennLady]

I'm not sure that description does justice to the sensation of having your bowels flattened by a big, giant head. In addition, the opening in the cervix is normally about the size of the slit in the head of the penis. Imagine the stretching necessary to allow that big, giant head to escape. There is nothing that can prepare you for the pain of transition, when the cervix rips open that last few centimeters. Even going into it the third time, I thought I could think my way through the pain.

I guess what I'm saying is that the pain of pulling a fleshy lip over a head compares to the vaginal tearing or episiotomy, but not to the pain of having your insides open like the chimneys appearing in the Santa Clause and having your internal organs steamrolled.

And that is why I had an epidural.

 

[patientlee]

And that is why I had an epidural.

I asked too late. All three times.

 

[Handley_Page]

I asked too late. All three times.

Now you obviously have the expertise to give the next generation the real low-down.
My first wife did not have the opportunity for an epidural.
As if the gas-air thing at the right time wasn't enough, she was in labour for 38 hours.

 

[patientlee]

Now you obviously have the expertise to give the next generation the real low-down.
My first wife did not have the opportunity for an epidural.
As if the gas-air thing at the right time wasn't enough, she was in labour for 38 hours.

That's crazy talk!

All three were quick for me. 6 hours, 5 hours and 4 hours. With each, I reached my breaking point just before it was time to push 'em out.

Apparently I have an internal slip 'n slide.

 

[PennLady]

I asked too late. All three times.

That's interesting to me, because after I got pregnant and had the first appointment with my OB, they said I had to decide ahead of time whether I wanted an epidural or not. I didn't have to decide that moment, but I did have to decide prior to having the baby.

My second was breech, so they scheduled me for a c-section and I had an epidural with that, of course.

 

[patientlee]

That's interesting to me, because after I got pregnant and had the first appointment with my OB, they said I had to decide ahead of time whether I wanted an epidural or not. I didn't have to decide that moment, but I did have to decide prior to having the baby.

My second was breech, so they scheduled me for a c-section and I had an epidural with that, of course.

Nope. The idea of the epidural made me queasy, so I was determined to go without. The nurses offered it every time they came in. All three times I was 9 cm when I asked.

Actually with the third, they gave me something in the IV. Stadol maybe? I had only been at the hospital for an hour or so. They checked one more time before they called for the epidural, but it was too late. The baby was born before I felt any effects from the drug they gave me.