Urgent - need a pogrom!

[Byron In Exile]

Ok, so I have Polish Jews on my laptop.
Unfortunately, they won't recognize my printer, and my desktop died today.
So what I urgently need is a pogrom that will both drive out the Polish Jews and allow them to be replaced by Sephardic Jews from Spain which will recognize my Word documents and my printer.
I have 48 hours to get this stuff printed for the accountant.
What's a good, free pogrom that I can download?

 

[ChinaBandit]

It depends. Does anyone in your family currently have cancer?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I didn't expect a sort of Spanish Inquisition.

 

[Byron In Exile]

It depends. Does anyone in your family currently have cancer?

No. Nobody else has Polish Jews on their laptops, either, as far as I know.

 

[Liar]

No. Nobody else has Polish Jews on their laptops, either, as far as I know.

It's not something mere mortals readily admit.

 

[girlsmiley]

Fucking Pogroms.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

good luck wit that hahah

 

[islandman]

Create a folder on your desktop titled "Shtetl" and cut and paste all the Polish Jews into it.

Once done, transfer the Shtetl Jews to a thumb drive and dispose as appropriate.


Be warned, however, you will be mocked in the process....mostly by Litsters.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Create a folder on your desktop titled "Shtetl" and cut and paste all the Polish Jews into it.

Once done, transfer the Shtetl Jews to a thumb drive and dispose as appropriate.

Tried this.

They refuse to go on the thumb drive.

 

[SuprSalor]

Tried this.

They refuse to go on the thumb drive.

Needs to be a Terabyte or larger Hard Drive. Thumb drives are not kosher and considered an Abomination to the Lord God Jehovah.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Get thee to the Scriptorium. The monks are anxious.

 

[thør]

You do not need a new pogrom. Just make a batch of golumkis and leave them by the computer for 6 hours. The Polish Jews will leave your machine and inhabit the golumkis. Do not leave the machine close to the golumkis for over 6 hours as the Polish Jews may decide to return to the computer.

 

[run_silent]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt0Y39eMvpI

 

[run_silent]

No one remembers how much fun the Inquisition was except Mel Brooks. A classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxGCFZcd73g

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ok, so I have Polish Jews on my laptop.
Unfortunately, they won't recognize my printer, and my desktop died today.
So what I urgently need is a pogrom that will both drive out the Polish Jews and allow them to be replaced by Sephardic Jews from Spain which will recognize my Word documents and my printer.
I have 48 hours to get this stuff printed for the accountant.
What's a good, free pogrom that I can download?

al Jazeerah has an app for that. Can you get your documents to your phone?