Updated forum rules!

[Sir Quam]

No more gross-out topics!

If you have been a member of the forum for less than 6 months and/or have less than 100 posts, you will not be permitted to start a topic.

Respect your moderators! They were given that position based on their superiority!

 

[Sir Quam]

I need everyone to make a post here saying they've acknowledged the new rules or you will be banned. You have 24 hours to comply.

 

[DVS]

Requesting a definition for gross. Now, is that larger than a peck, but less than a bushel, or the other way around?

 

[Sir Quam]

Requesting a definition for gross. Now, is that larger than a peck, but less than a bushel, or the other way around?

About the size of a breadbox.

 

[witch_fire]

I need everyone to make a post here saying they've acknowledged the new rules or you will be banned. You have 24 hours to comply.

I don't start threads and i have over 100 posts, but i agree.

 

[kiten69]

About the size of a breadbox.

there is your definition of gross DVS

 

[Shankara20]

or the other way around?

I could use some "other way around"

 

[DVS]

About the size of a breadbox.

Are there pictures? I mean, legally speaking, if we are gonna be forced to conform to this, it's only fair that the Lit posting masses have a full understanding of the definition of gross.

A breadbox could be...well...just about any size. I've seen nice wooden ones that are pretty large. My mother had one in the kitchen, when I was growing up. It was metal and brightly colored. And it was down right HUGE! And I've also seen some cheapos that are down right stingy.

 

[DVS]

I don't start threads and i have over 100 posts, but i agree.

you could start a fire with that AV.

 

[witch_fire]

you could start a fire with that AV.

LOL.... I wish.

 

[DVS]

there is your definition of gross DVS

And, speaking of starting fires... Have I ever told you have a very nice ass? And, trust me, I know a nice ass, when I see one.

 

[DVS]

I could use some "other way around"

Just hang out here. Somebody come along. Make sure you're right under the street light, though.

 

[brioche]

Is there any level of gross that is permissible, or are we adopting a zero tolerance gross policy?
Who determines the gross/not gross factor?

 

[witch_fire]

And, speaking of starting fires... Have I ever told you have a very nice ass? And, trust me, I know a nice ass, when I see one.

If you were talking to me, thankyou.

 

[kiten69]

And, speaking of starting fires... Have I ever told you have a very nice ass? And, trust me, I know a nice ass, when I see one.

Why thank you DVS

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Requesting a definition for gross. Now, is that larger than a peck, but less than a bushel, or the other way around?

I'm not sure how big an official peck is, but if you go by the size of mine that's about 6 inches...

Oh wait.. that's peck, not pecker. Nevermind...

Gross = 144 of something... so no one newbies can post more than 143 messages before having to change nicks. No new threads can go more than 143 messages.

Those of us who got here before the new rules take effect are "grandfathered" (or grandmothered!) in...

 

[Acoradra]

Thread starter: Sir Quam
Sir Quam's posts: 62

Should you not ban yourself for breaking your own rules, to be fair?

 

[witch_fire]

Thread starter: Sir Quam
Sir Quam's posts: 62

Should you not ban yourself for breaking your own rules, to be fair?

Good point, i didn't notice that.

 

[brioche]

Who's going to tell them?

 

[saw_man1]

No more gross-out topics!

If you have been a member of the forum for less than 6 months and/or have less than 100 posts, you will not be permitted to start a topic.

Respect your moderators! They were given that position based on their superiority!

No soup for you!

 

[graceanne]

Oh, poor cranky Sir Quam. Wanna cookie?

 

[witch_fire]

Oh, poor cranky Sir Quam. Wanna cookie?

Hi graceanne. Can i have a cookie?

 

[brioche]

Hi graceanne. Can i have a cookie?

Not until you buy her some ramen.

 

[witch_fire]

Not until you buy her some ramen.

Okay, but your gonna have to tell me what ramen is.

 

[jadefirefly]

I'm off to find the nastiest, grossest thing I can to post it here.








Oh, wait. I tried to find it yesterday and couldn't locate the original post I'd seen it in months ago. I'll just have to find the second grossest thing ever.