Up your nose with a rubber hose.

[beckbabe]

My child had something up his nose yesterday. I took him to the doctor, and waited for an hour and a half. She looked at his nose and said, "There's something up his nose. We don't handle that." They charged me fifty bucks and sent me off with the name of an ear nose and throat specialist. I was pretty unhappy about this, and when I got back home I popped into Lit's lovely chat (Shhhh!). A lovely lady named Ladywhore told me forget the specialist, instead play a game of blowing his nose hard. I was skeptical, but I tried it...walla, a micromachine. Doctor - 0, Ladywhore - 1.

 

[Shylady]

Beck we got a rock out of our darling delicate daughter's nose like that.

I asked her why she did that and she said she just needed to see if it fit.

 

[DriveSouth]

I had the same thing with my 4 yearold at the time. Only with her it was a little metal ring, not sure of it's origin. The Dr. had her strapped down, totally restrained when I got to his office. She was screaming her poor head off.

I stopped the procedure, took her to the bathroom and had hre blow her nose and tada! There it was, in the tissue.

Well, she's 18 now and I still carry the little ring on my keychain - sentimental fool aren't I?

 

[Harpoon]

Yes you are drive south...

but you could also use it to embarass her at opportune momments

 

[DriveSouth]

lol -

Right you are, but I also have a video of the same daughter with a harmonicain her mouth - sideways! Now there's an embarassing video.

 

[Guest]

Hey, whose said that! Thats my line.

 

[beckbabe]

Re: Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose.

Hey, whose said that! Thats my line.

Look, I had to give Sparky something to parody.

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I can't believe this is so common. From the description of "the procedure", I'm more glad than ever that I didn't go to the specialist.