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[Lisa Denton]

Yes, its true.

I dunno, I was lookin for somethin and seen this, I can't figure it out. The spelling seems fairly right so how can it be gibberish? Do you think it might be a top secret code? Eeeek. Maybe the encrypted Mrs. Baird's Bread Recipe?

Can anybody translate this to english, or american?

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"And females who worked out ideas fireplace, making the smoke. Intact fireplace case subsistence drugs concurrence of a fireplace orifice. Up your corpse may be overhauled at all hours if renal. Sizes, and safe sense of valentines cupid opposition to be overhauled at all tranquil. Touch while exercising. Opposition to the muscular x in as petite as, 000 hours if renal default! Is valentines cupid worn out ideas fireplace without. Your corpse than minutes generators inclination. Together out ideas fireplace, making the look at all than. Box in less than minutes at all a week for generating opposition to the verge of valentines cupid drugs who wants."

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I was just wonderin WTF it says, because the more times I read it the less sense it made.

 

[slyc_willie]

Yes, its true.

I dunno, I was lookin for somethin and seen this, I can't figure it out. The spelling seems fairly right so how can it be gibberish? Do you think it might be a top secret code? Eeeek. Maybe the encrypted Mrs. Baird's Bread Recipe?

Can anybody translate this to english, or american?

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"And females who worked out ideas fireplace, making the smoke. Intact fireplace case subsistence drugs concurrence of a fireplace orifice. Up your corpse may be overhauled at all hours if renal. Sizes, and safe sense of valentines cupid opposition to be overhauled at all tranquil. Touch while exercising. Opposition to the muscular x in as petite as, 000 hours if renal default! Is valentines cupid worn out ideas fireplace without. Your corpse than minutes generators inclination. Together out ideas fireplace, making the look at all than. Box in less than minutes at all a week for generating opposition to the verge of valentines cupid drugs who wants."

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I was just wonderin WTF it says, because the more times I read it the less sense it made.

This was an email, wasn't it? I get these, too.

 

[elsol]

It's generated from other emails or system files to beat a spam filter.

 

[TE999]

Yes, its true.

I dunno, I was lookin for somethin and seen this, I can't figure it out. The spelling seems fairly right so how can it be gibberish? Do you think it might be a top secret code? Eeeek. Maybe the encrypted Mrs. Baird's Bread Recipe?

Can anybody translate this to english, or american?

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"And females who worked out ideas fireplace, making the smoke. Intact fireplace case subsistence drugs concurrence of a fireplace orifice. Up your corpse may be overhauled at all hours if renal. Sizes, and safe sense of valentines cupid opposition to be overhauled at all tranquil. Touch while exercising. Opposition to the muscular x in as petite as, 000 hours if renal default! Is valentines cupid worn out ideas fireplace without. Your corpse than minutes generators inclination. Together out ideas fireplace, making the look at all than. Box in less than minutes at all a week for generating opposition to the verge of valentines cupid drugs who wants."

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I was just wonderin WTF it says, because the more times I read it the less sense it made.

"Please don't shut me off Dave."

 

[elsol]

Remember that statement about the infinite numbers of monkeys writing a Shakespeare play...

I think someday a SPAM Filter Beater will write a great work of literature.

 

[buxxxom]

Open the pod bay doors, HAL!

 

[Stella_Omega]

William Burrough's cut-and-paste method of writing, as seen in "Naked Lunch" and other novels...

 

[slyc_willie]

Now that I read it again, I think it suggests that true love can be found through cremation.

No, that still doesn't make sense . . . .

 

[BlackShanglan]

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do ...

[My program-failed beep sound used to be set to "I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that."]

 

[Stella_Omega]

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do ...

[My program-failed beep sound used to be set to "I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that."]

Mine was Grr, saying; "YES! Wait a minute-- I mean NO!"

 

[Lisa Denton]

This was an email, wasn't it? I get these, too.

No, no, I get them all the time also, and have won a billion dollars and can get 2 for 1 breast enhanchments and even 2 for 1 penis enhanchments. I don't even read e-mails that aren't from someone I know. Its written on a web site. There was the name of another web site in all that which I deleted, but believe me, it didn't help it make sense.

I just thought somebody might say "oh yea, thats a ................"

But, then again ...........................................

 

[BlackShanglan]

My word! It's Chase's lost episode for the Sopranos!

Word has it that the working title was "The Emporer has No Clothes and That's a Symbolic Allusion You Idiot Yokels, Go Look It Up and Marvel at My Cleverness."

 

[slyc_willie]

No, no, I get them all the time also, and have won a billion dollars and can get 2 for 1 breast enhanchments and even 2 for 1 penis enhanchments. I don't even read e-mails that aren't from someone I know. Its written on a web site. There was the name of another web site in all that which I deleted, but believe me, it didn't help it make sense.

I just thought somebody might say "oh yea, thats a ................"

But, then again ...........................................

Shit, that's even worse. I mean, who's putting this drivel out there on a website, when everyone knows that the Internet is only for the displaying of quality amateur porn?

Sheesh . . . .

 

[TE999]

Cue the "Blue Danube Waltz".

Or "Thus Spake Zarthustra".

 

[Lisa Denton]

Now that I read it again, I think it suggests that true love can be found through cremation.

No, that still doesn't make sense . . . .

Now that you mention it, thats what I thought!!!!!!!

All the talk about fireplaces and corpse's and cupid's.

But thats fuckin sick, we need to wash out our brains.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Shit, that's even worse. I mean, who's putting this drivel out there on a website, when everyone knows that the Internet is only for the displaying of quality amateur porn?

Sheesh . . . .

Yea, like I overheard once in a diner "but how can it not be true if its on the internet?"

 

[slyc_willie]

Yea, like I overheard once in a diner "but how can it not be true if its on the internet?"

I would'a grand slammed their Grand Slam for that . . .

 

[The_Fool]

There is something in there I could work with, I am sure. But I am too tired tonight. Have to revisit tomorrow.

 

[CeriseNoire]

No, no, I get them all the time also, and have won a billion dollars and can get 2 for 1 breast enhanchments and even 2 for 1 penis enhanchments. I don't even read e-mails that aren't from someone I know. Its written on a web site. There was the name of another web site in all that which I deleted, but believe me, it didn't help it make sense.

I just thought somebody might say "oh yea, thats a ................"

But, then again ...........................................

Actually it almost seems like someone took a text from another language and then put it through on of those translator programs that just translates word for word.

 

[slyc_willie]

Actually it almost seems like someone took a text from another language and then put it through on of those translator programs that just translates word for word.

Oh, you mean like the English dubbing in anime?

 

[TE999]

Oh, you mean like the English dubbing in anime?

Or the assembly instructions for a bicycle?

 

[CeriseNoire]

Oh, you mean like the English dubbing in anime?

Yeah, something like that. Though I've found that more often in subs (at least online).

 

[emap]

Things like that are there to make the site pop up for a search. Most of the time you see them for porn sites and it will have 500 different ways of saying sex, porn and nudity here. I have noticed at least half of the words they have in those blurbs have absolutely nothing to do with what the site does have.

 

[slyc_willie]

Or the assembly instructions for a bicycle?

You actually READ those?

I always figured instructions like that were included as something of an inside joke.

 

[TE999]

You actually READ those?

I always figured instructions like that were included as something of an inside joke.

It ain't no joke at 1:00 AM on Christmas Eve.

You just want to shove a socket wrench up the ass of whoever scribbled that nonsense down.

And why are there parts left over?