Unwritten rules

[fiveten4321]

Hey Everyone,

I'm new to lit and was curious what some of the unwritten rules are? Can't wait to hear your responses.

 

[blobfish]

Show us your _______!

 

[islandman]

Never, ever give Litsters water after midnight.

 

[killallhippies]

wait, you guys can hear me? i don't even have a mic. how is this possible!?

 

[eyer]

Go away...

 

[islandman]

wait, you guys can hear me? i don't even have a mic. how is this possible!?

It's the matrix.

It's also how we know that you're also 'pointless'.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Hey Everyone,

I'm new to lit and was curious what some of the unwritten rules are? Can't wait to hear your responses.

Disgustipated is the official welcoming committee. Send him a pm.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

That's 2 for 2 tonight.

 

[KyleW]

try not to be annoying

do the opposite of those above ^

 

[bigbritish]

don't lose

don't ask

if you find yourself under the chandelier after midnight, make sure to break the nearest champagne class

never leave candles on

if you really must go outside with an umbrella, don't close it in front of someone

cooking bacon in the fat probably worked in the days you went 2 weeks and 20 miles without a good meal but probably isn't a good idea today

wear sunscreen!

 

[phrodeau]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ

 

[Bert Notorius]

iggy.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

One unwritten rule is the same for an infantry unit in combat.

No point in chummying up to the FNGs 'cause they more than likely will die off in a few weeks anyway. It's uncanny how often it proves to be true.

 

[McKenna]

Wear a flak jacket.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I never write unwritten rules.

 

[XdOu™]

welcome aboard

 

[oggbashan]

1. Humour (or Humor) will offend someone.

2. Don't mention guns. The thread will run and run with nothing but abuse.

3. During Presidential election campaigns there will be more threads about US politics than all the other threads on all the Literotica boards.

4. Don't confuse the GB with logic. Logic is rarely seen and never understood.

5. There is no point in arguing with other people's convictions. If they think a President was born on Mars, just back away, slowly.

6. Women are only appreciated if they show their tits.

7. You expect sensible answers to sensible questions? You are on the wrong board.

8. Almost anything goes - except sex under 18. Your characters can become fully-experienced sexual athletes on their 18th birthday without offence, but they are innocent inexperienced virgins the day before.

9. Some posters, you will soon find out which for yourself, are assholes or multiple alts of assholes. An asshole is anyone who disagrees with you.

10. Whatever you post, you're wrong. The only sane way to treat the GB is to click away and stay away. Otherwise? Join the mayhem and enjoy yourself.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What ogg says...


#11 First thing, put the idiot A_J on ignore.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

welcome aboard

He ees nawt beink seenseeah...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Is the correct answer 25?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

What ogg says...


#11 First thing, put the idiot A_J on ignore.

He keeps getting off iggy, and I have yet to figure out how he does it.


Manu is behind this.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Jumpin' Geronimo!

You just cannot keep him on the reservation.
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[Luna_Wolf72]

..ha^

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Ah reckon not . . . .


His Mopar is too quick for me:

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Morning, Luna.


Long time no yack with.