Unwanted Beauty And Life Advice

[AllyRose]

Fuck it.

Cunt.

 

[Garnate]

Is "Fuck it" your advice? Because that's good advice.

 

[AllyRose]

You know how Kim Jong-Un points at stuff and asks if he can eat it?

I point at stuff and say fuck it.

 

[Killswitch]

Talk to your mom again?

 

[kbate]

When you say fuck it, you got a wrinkle under your left eye. I've got some great anti-aging cream that might help you.

 

[AllyRose]

Not since yesterday.

 

[Mischka]

Is "Fuck it" your advice? Because that's good advice.

Truly. Advice I try to follow as often as possible each week.

 

[Garnate]

I have a perma-wrinkle on my forehead that pisses me off to no end. I love it when people point it out to me incase I wasn't aware of it.

"Whooooo I'm having a pretty good day! What's that? Oh, the wrinkle on my forehead? I'd forgotten about that, thank you. I'm just going to kick some puppies now."

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You know how Kim Jong-Un points at stuff and asks if he can eat it?

I point at stuff and say fuck it.

Fuck it.

Cunt.

So...you're pointing at your cunt?

Welp, I know a direct order when I hear it!

*unbuttons jeans, slides down underwear*

 

[Amy_K]

I wish it was as easy as it sounds.

 

[kbate]

Oh, thank you! I was completely unaware that I've got a large surgery scar on my right calf.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Oh, thank you! I was completely unaware that I've got a large surgery scar on my right calf.

Your unibrow tends to draw folks' attention away from it.
:nods:

 

[Garnate]

"You're right. Losing the baby weight HAS been a challenge so far. I'm just going to give it another 7 years and see how that goes."

 

[Fata Morgana]

I have a perma-wrinkle on my forehead that pisses me off to no end. I love it when people point it out to me incase I wasn't aware of it.

"Whooooo I'm having a pretty good day! What's that? Oh, the wrinkle on my forehead? I'd forgotten about that, thank you. I'm just going to kick some puppies now."

I have deep scowl lines between my brows. No way would I ever botox those fuckers. I'd hate not to have the ability to frown and glower at folks. Who wants to look like a stunned cunt all the time with your fucking brows behind your ears?

 

[MonaLittle]

I have deep scowl lines between my brows. No way would I ever botox those fuckers. I'd hate not to have the ability to frown and glower at folks. Who wants to look like a stunned cunt all the time with your fucking brows behind your ears?

Im Anit Botox -Look stunning, not stunned.

 

[Fata Morgana]

My faves :

You look tired.
You have a spot.
Did you drive through a wind tunnel with the windows open this morning?

Well fuck you, fucking Cindy Crawford. You come back and see me when you've had enough surgery to counteract the bulldog licking piss off a nettle face you've been sporting for the past sixty years you judgemental, menopausal cunt.

 

[Garnate]

I have deep scowl lines between my brows. No way would I ever botox those fuckers. I'd hate not to have the ability to frown and glower at folks. Who wants to look like a stunned cunt all the time with your fucking brows behind your ears?

My wrinkle comes from giving people incredulous looks. I feel like I could still give those looks without the underlining of the wrinkle, though. I'd rather be rid of it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

My wrinkle comes from giving people incredulous looks. I feel like I could still give those looks without the underlining of the wrinkle, though. I'd rather be rid of it.

I need to furrow my brow to give really disaproving looks. Better scowl and all that.

 

[AllyRose]

I LOVE it when I go out to the grocery store and I haven't put on my Sunday best... and people tell me I should have changed first.

 

[AllyRose]

You should wear longer skirts.

 

[Garnate]

I need to furrow my brow to give really disaproving looks. Better scowl and all that.

I hear you! So now I've learned you spend most of your time staring daggers at people and I spend most of my time looking at people like they're the biggest idiots I've ever met.


And this is why I you beyond reason.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I hear you! So now I've learned you spend most of your time staring daggers at people and I spend most of my time looking at people like they're the biggest idiots I've ever met.


And this is why I you beyond reason.

Imagine if we went out together? Me scowling and you gobsmacked?

 

[Garnate]

Imagine if we went out together? Me scowling and you gobsmacked?

We would truly be terrifying. I love it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

We would truly be terrifying. I love it.

Bet we'd still pull.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Scowling & Gobsmacked. Like Cagney & Lacey but with tighter vaginas.