Unusual objects.....

[Guest]

Hey gang. Good morning to all of you.

I was surfing some graphic porn, and I got to wondering...
it seems like there are an aweful lot of pics available on the net that depict women using what I would consider "unusual" objects to get off. For example, fruits, veggies (corn?!?!), bedposts, and the like.

So, for those of you with enough courage, what unusual objects have you used to, well, scratch that itch???

Oh, hello from Mt. Pleasant, Texas, this week.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Mount Pleasant. Sounds like Variety rating a recent lay.

 

[CW]

my competition,,, sheesh !!

My exwife was hooked on cool to the touch empty wine bottles when I met her,,, used only the necks though not all of the bottle, something about the hard absolute smoothness of it that tripped her trigger. It wasn't a constant companion, but after a hot tub soak and a glass or three, stand back fella, cause NOTHING else would satisfy her then.

Go figure!

 

[Xander]

Unusual objects.....Oh God please, someone tell me that it doesn't involve a power drill.

 

[Stormystarr]

Well how about chain saws?

 

[Lovely Latina]

And once...

In band camp...


(Awww c'mon! Someone had to do it! LOL)

 

[SpecialK]

ROFLMAO Latina!!!!!

K

 

[Xander]

And once...

In band camp...


(Awww c'mon! Someone had to do it! LOL)

LOL LL.
Btw, isn't Band Camp supposed to be musicians Heaven???

Now, why the hell was I never at Band Camp......

 

[Lovely Latina]

Playing the "skin flute" doesn't count, Xanman.

 

[Xander]

Playing the "skin flute" doesn't count, Xanman.

Oh, well maybe I can get someone to play it for me

 

[Ravenloft]

ROTFLMGDMFAOAALOTIA!!!!

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rolling on the floor laughing my god damn mother fucking ass off at all of these innitial abbreviations!!!!

 

[Guest]

Unusual objects.....Oh God please, someone tell me that it doesn't involve a power drill.

<Waiting in bed for Xander to get here...> Damnit, where's that UPS shipment??

 

[OUTSIDER]

I have seen.....

a picture of a guy "doing" a gal with a dildo mounted on a cordless power drill, I swear DIY never looked so much fun.

 

[Guest]

A long time ago, well I was 19 lol, I had a pic of me using a beer bottle and an ice screem scooper.

[Edited by Tiggs on 10-25-2000 at 01:39 AM]

 

[Guest]

Tiggs, what's a beet bottle??? LOL!!!! By the way, thanks for being the only one to give a straight answer so far.

Latina --- that's exactly what I'm getting at... If it's showing up in a movie like that, Tiggs isn't the only one out there "experimenting." So come on! Fess up! Who else has tried a Corona bottle???

CW -- don't worry bro. The wine bottle can't earn the income you can! LOL!!

And OUTSIDER, I think I saw that video too!!!

 

[Cheyenne]

*cheyenne sneaks in to read the thread and quickly sneaks back out again, leaving no footprints behind*

 

[Guest]

(*looking around, confused*)
Cheyenne?... Cheyenne?...

Damn. I swear I smell her sweet perfume... Hmmm.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I'll never forget being in H.S. and one of the rumors running wild was that she let her b/f pour coca cola into her and drank it out. From that moment on everytime someone saw her they said...

"Have a Coke and a smile"

hehe