Unusual insertions

[taxi64]

The biggest thing I can fit in my ass is a pop can. I have been itching to some bigger things for the past couple of days, but I just recently broke my foot, and it hurts like hell to get into the proper positions so I am out of commision for the next 6 weeks. Its going to be one hell of a session once my foot heals. Other things I have tried are; a string of golf balls(8 total), various bottels, computer mouse, flash light (both ends), and a host of other home made sex toys.

Taxi008

 

[naughtygirl69s]

when I was younger still lived at home like age 12, 13 or so, I used to want to fuck myself with things, I had an electric toothbruth I LOVED, i also had this mini-bat and that worked perfectly! also used a curling iron and shampoo bottles. Also used to hump my stuffed animals, especially the ones with hard noses

 

[Guest]

when I was younger still lived at home like age 12, 13 or so, I used to want to fuck myself with things, I had an electric toothbruth I LOVED, i also had this mini-bat and that worked perfectly! also used a curling iron and shampoo bottles. Also used to hump my stuffed animals, especially the ones with hard noses

Yeah, another one who used to hump their stuffed animals as a teen. Hehe...those hard noses can really, um, work well! lmao!!

 

[naughtygirl69s]

haha, I thought I was the only one!

When my parents bought a "back massager" I was in heaven!

 

[Guest]

haha, I thought I was the only one!

When my parents bought a "back massager" I was in heaven!

<smiles> Too funny! I often wonder what happend to my favorite pillow when I was 14. I used to fold it up like 3 times (it was REAL soft), and make it pointy on one end. Jeez, I can't explain it <grins> LOL! I think I humped it to death

 

[naughtygirl69s]

ahhh the good 'ol days!

 

[6ingirth]

i'd be curious to hear about anyone who's done long strings of pearls (or similar beaded objects). i've seen a few videos of women slowly pushing yards of strung pearls into their vaginas and then slowly pulling them out... very erotic.

EJ,

Mrs. 6 and I have a couple of "special" strings of mardi gras beads we use occasionally. A broken strand would be about 3 feet long, and the individual beads are 3/8" to 1/2" in diameter. She can't get the whole strand in, but quire a bit of it. She loves the feeling of the beads bumping across her clit as I slowly remove them. I also hold the strand taut and simply run it back and forth over her lips and clit. She gets really turned on by it.

And ktown: Knoxpatch ain't boring! You just need to get ahold of the right gal! There are plenty here that like to get their freak on, neighbor!

 

[bowtie4u]

<smiles> Too funny! I often wonder what happend to my favorite pillow when I was 14. I used to fold it up like 3 times (it was REAL soft), and make it pointy on one end. Jeez, I can't explain it <grins> LOL! I think I humped it to death

Yha I used 2 pillows and put them together and humped them, yes when we were young foolish and horny

Now we are older, foolish and hornier

 

[Guest]

Yha I used 2 pillows and put them together and humped them, yes when we were young foolish and horny

Now we are older, foolish and hornier

Right on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bowtie4u]

Don't laugh

Ok ladies don't laugh!!

Recently I was away from home and was really horny and I got a honey dew melon and cut a hole in it and fucked it.

It felt so fucking good it was the best thing I had ever experinced other than a mouth or a pussy

 

[Siouxsie_XXX]

Hooked Up

All I can say is back in my high school days a dare at a local drive-in movie ended with my making the aquaintance of a chrome trail hitch in front of a small group of close friends and members of my cheer squad, of course that demon tequila was the culprit for such an occurance as I was a 'good' girl as far as my parents were concerned.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Ok ladies don't laugh!!

Recently I was away from home and was really horny and I got a honey dew melon and cut a hole in it and fucked it.

It felt so fucking good it was the best thing I had ever experinced other than a mouth or a pussy

THat is oddly erotic and just plain weird at the same time!!!

Here's to humping inanamite objects!!!!

 

[LorriLove]

I am new here so this has probably been done before but........
What unusual things have you inserted into Vagina's and Assholes.
What has been inserted in your holes?

I know me and my girl have experimented with many thinks over the years that seem weird now, many times it was improvisation.
Such as,
Ice
Wine and Beer bottles
Miniture spirit bottles
Bananas
Cucumbers
Carrots
Zuccinis
Pool Cue
Grip of a Golf club
Shampoo bottles
All sorts of bathroom deoderant bottles etc
Grapes
Strawberries

What about you?

wow some list honey, i've had the bana and cucumber, plus the usual selection of bottles, and of course the good old fashioned 'hubby's fist' get that regular... well not just hubby i had some favourite dolls i used to play with anally when i was far too young to be mentioned here... but nothing really unusual.

 

[bowtie4u]

All I can say is back in my high school days a dare at a local drive-in movie ended with my making the aquaintance of a chrome trail hitch in front of a small group of close friends and members of my cheer squad, of course that demon tequila was the culprit for such an occurance as I was a 'good' girl as far as my parents were concerned.

Man, I guess I was hanging out at the wrong drive-ins, I have never heard of the trailer hitch thing, wild

 

[Jesteress]

Well have to say there was some great ideas out there..a few I had not thought off...straddling the gear stick, I know someone who would like that.

Let's see I have tried the usual sorts of bottles, fruit and vegs but I also got caught once fucking the tip of water pistol by my mom..oops!

Frozen didlos are sublime, a lover sneaked up on me once and slipped it in and then made it stay there by belting my thighs and lower leg to together. Beleive me it will wake you up in the morning, but it was so good...Good man knew I wanted to try it based on a book I read...

 

[bowtie4u]

All I can say is back in my high school days a dare at a local drive-in movie ended with my making the aquaintance of a chrome trail hitch in front of a small group of close friends and members of my cheer squad, of course that demon tequila was the culprit for such an occurance as I was a 'good' girl as far as my parents were concerned.

Were is the trailer hitch girl, I want to hear more on how she handled a 2inch ball when she was younger

 

[Guest]

Ok ladies don't laugh!!

Recently I was away from home and was really horny and I got a honey dew melon and cut a hole in it and fucked it.

It felt so fucking good it was the best thing I had ever experinced other than a mouth or a pussy

Interesting, thanks for sharing! I would've liked to seen that

 

[bowtie4u]

Interesting, thanks for sharing! I would've liked to seen that

Yha it was different

But feelt good

Saldine any other adventures you want to add

 

[Luv2PleasureF]

Yha it was different

But feelt good

Saldine any other adventures you want to add

Saldine or saldne? I'm not sure if you're referring to my love.

Ah, she's happy with what I give her. She doesn't want anything else. Woo-hoo, I satisfy my lady

 

[bowtie4u]

Saldine or saldne? I'm not sure if you're referring to my love.

Ah, she's happy with what I give her. She doesn't want anything else. Woo-hoo, I satisfy my lady

OOPs I meant Saldne

[COLOR=Navy]Sorry[/COLOR]

 

[Guest]

OOPs I meant Saldne

[COLOR=Navy]Sorry[/COLOR]

<laughs> I thought that said sardine...hehe

 

[bowtie4u]

THat is oddly erotic and just plain weird at the same time!!!

Here's to humping inanamite objects!!!!

[COLOR=DarkOrange]So what about you naughtygirl, you must have more stoeies to share??[/COLOR]
This is not the place 2 B shy

 

[bowtie4u]

[COLOR=DarkOrange]So what about you naughtygirl, you must have more stoeies to share??[/COLOR]
This is not the place 2 B shy

Darn my dick keeps getting in the way when I type

 

[Guest]

Darn my dick keeps getting in the way when I type

Something's getting in the way, for sure. You poor guy, LOL!

Damn it, I couldn't spell and had to come back. See what you did? =)

 

[naughtygirl69s]

[COLOR=DarkOrange]So what about you naughtygirl, you must have more stoeies to share??[/COLOR]
This is not the place 2 B shy

Aw, a girl never tells ALL her secrets