Unusual insertions

[morgothsmate]

I am new here so this has probably been done before but........
What unusual things have you inserted into Vagina's and Assholes.
What has been inserted in your holes?

I know me and my girl have experimented with many thinks over the years that seem weird now, many times it was improvisation.
Such as,
Ice
Wine and Beer bottles
Miniture spirit bottles
Bananas
Cucumbers
Carrots
Zuccinis
Pool Cue
Grip of a Golf club
Shampoo bottles
All sorts of bathroom deoderant bottles etc
Grapes
Strawberries

What about you?

 

[tkinsc]

My wife or I have inserted a number of opjects into her vagina. Lt last big insertion we did was a softball bat, and a soda can. Not at the same time, but during the same session.

 

[Matienee]

Strangest thing for me probably was an ex-boyfriends stick shift in his car, straddling that thing and letting him watch me was very interesting indeed.

 

[EJFan]

i'd be curious to hear about anyone who's done long strings of pearls (or similar beaded objects). i've seen a few videos of women slowly pushing yards of strung pearls into their vaginas and then slowly pulling them out... very erotic.

i'm not talking about short anal-beads here... i mean looooong strings.

 

[BlueSugar]

i'd be curious to hear about anyone who's done long strings of pearls (or similar beaded objects). i've seen a few videos of women slowly pushing yards of strung pearls into their vaginas and then slowly pulling them out... very erotic.

i'm not talking about short anal-beads here... i mean looooong strings.

theres a link somewhere on the bdsm boards about "the chain trick" its worth looking it up

 

[EJFan]

theres a link somewhere on the bdsm boards about "the chain trick" its worth looking it up

grazie.

 

[nycphoto]

An ex of mine used to like maglights' flashlights.
She used to put a condom on them, put them on the floor and ride them. She showed me once and I was hooked waching her. So we experimented from that day on and it was very erotic.

 

[bytor2112]

My wife or I have inserted a number of opjects into her vagina. Lt last big insertion we did was a softball bat, and a soda can. Not at the same time, but during the same session.

wow i envy you..your wife sounds great.....

 

[badboy0]

Guess conventional sex is really boring these days...

 

[bytor2112]

Guess conventional sex is really boring these days...

sure is to these sick bastards!!

 

[princess4u]

theres a link somewhere on the bdsm boards about "the chain trick" its worth looking it up

this is amazingly fun....

 

[SensualCealy]

Eggplants

 

[bowtie4u]

Objects

I had a girlfriend from Dallas once and she was wild and luved the object insertion thing

We use cucumbers, Big TV remote, golf balls, flashlights, she even used a telphone reciever!!!!

We filed a condom with water and froze it and she fucked her self with it.

 

[morgothsmate]

Ah, it is all good as long as no one was hurt
Variety is the spice of life.
A few of the "straight sex posters" earlier on may think again in a long term set up with 3 kids lol
Regards

 

[SmilinAngel]

Wow ... where to start ...

I had a big sexual appetite as a kid - even before I lost my virginity, so I began with the handle part of a toothbrush, then a sharpie marker, then ...

Zuccinni
Cucumber
Yellow Squash (the curved top is perfect for hitting the G-Spot)
Hairbrush handle (covered with a condom)
Curling iron (of course, it was off at the time, and covered with a condom)
The handle of an ice-cream scooper
Various bottles from the bathroom

I'm sure I'm forgetting something ...

 

[TropicalThundR]

When I was young and before I even started having sex, I played around with beer bottles (old fashioned ones that were nice and curvy) and a few other things, I actually liked rubbing up against a rounded bed post. But my first orgasm ever came from a curling iron. (believe it or not) and no it wasn't on (ha ha) but it felt really really good. Then I opened it up and that is when I experienced my very first orgasm. It was awesome.


I would really like to try popsicles but I hear you can get an infection. I like the idea about filling up a balloon/condom with water might have to try that...

 

[tealsphynx]

I like to insert things that I can tease my lovers with later.
The big round (balloon shaped) lollipops are fun for imidiate play, insert, remove, hand to lover to lick, insert, remove, lick...either way its fun with a parter.
I also found my husbands Craftsman screwdriver to be a fun tease...now everytime he uses it he gets the mental pic of where exactly it's been....
He and I have tried ice, but I've noticed once it's inside I don't feel the cold, it's only cold going in a coming out (I don't know if that's how it's supposed to work, or if I just have a weird pussy that doesn't feel cold) , though I'd have to say the lollipop is the most fun (followed by a bath and shower, it seems to help get the stickyness out...no problems with it yet!)

 

[Miss Blue]

I always thought I was a weirdo but....Paintbrushes, Sausages, Pens, Lipstick holders, popsickles and any thing i can get my hand on when i need something.

 

[Joannac]

Living in a cold climate, up here in New England... a few winters ago.... while cleaning the kitchen...... I ran out of paper towels....

As I had the empty cardboard tube in my hand, and about to throw it out..... I had a thought......

Grabbed a condom..... inserted it inside the tube..... filled with water....

Remarkable...... filled all 12 inches..... perhaps 3 inches in circumference....

Stuck it it a snow bank..... 12 degrees out.....

Next day...... OMG.......

 

[electron69]

Insertions

Nothing beats a hand burried to the elbow!!!

 

[Quoll]

Guess conventional sex is really boring these days...

Can you define "conventional" sex? Is that sex at a convention?

 

[wellhunginktown]

all i can say is where have u ladies been all my life u all sound like the kinda girls i could have some fun with i like experimenting but haven't found any adventurous g/f's , maybe tn is just a boring place, i would like to hear more so any ladies send me a pm i'm just bored at home all the time with no friends poor me LOL

 

[Guest]

Nothing like the real thing, especially when the man knows how to use it!! In my mind, nothing can compare to that one eye monster looking at me, going from small to big because he's excited and wanting to fuck me! Woo-fucking-hoo!!

 

[Cardinal]

This is HOT!!

What a great thread! My wife and I have played with ice a few times, in fact she suprized me with this on our honeymoon. I had girlfriends in the past that we used to like to play with dildos and vibs, these is nothing quite like getting your girl off with a toy. There is just something so great about watching her while you try out the different toys on her.

 

[Luv2PleasureF]

Nothing like the real thing, especially when the man knows how to use it!! In my mind, nothing can compare to that one eye monster looking at me, going from small to big because he's excited and wanting to fuck me! Woo-fucking-hoo!!

And ohh baby, that throbbing python of love stands up tall any time you're near!