Unsolicited but completely free advice...

[RisiaSkye]

In light of our recent upsurge in hostility, I offer the following...

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Internet Conversation Tips, Offered for Free!


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If you don't like BBs, don't visit them.

If you think you have done something wrong, apologize and try to avoid doing it again.

If you enjoy starting trouble/arguments/chaos/hurt feelings, then be prepared for anything; you can never predict how people will react to such bombast and grandstanding.

If you want to advocate change, try to avoid insulting the people you're addressing--it lacks the persuasive polish of well-thought out argumentation and planning.

If you are just lonely, and will do anything to attract a little attention, inoffensive cries for attention are more likely to draw positive responses.

If you don't like people, buy a dog and talk to it instead.
If you don't like dogs, buy a plant and keep your mouth shut.


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This message brought to you by your resident Mistress of the Exceedingly Obvious.

 

[Starfish]

Plants like to be talked to. The CO2... well, you know.

Originally posted by RisiaSkyeIf you want to advocate change, try to avoid insulting the people you're addressing--it lacks the persuasive polish of well-thought out argumentation and planning. "

Point well made and taken here with whole heartedness.
I get bitchy. For this I am sorry and will try to control for the betterment of myself and all things. Do you get any persuasiveness points for structure and wit of the insult?

I'll go hang with my plants now.... oh wait!

I need advice.

Is it blow or suck?

 

[miles]

RS

What if I need to boink your av?

 

[Black_Bird]

*runs out to buy a plant*
http://216.40.201.155/s/cwm/alien/huh.gif
*Sets it infront of the keyboard with a sign that reads "Black Bird"*
http://216.40.201.155/s/cwm/alien/laugh.gif

 

[Cheyenne]

*runs out to buy a plant*

You don't need a plant. I think you follow the "rules" quite well.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Dear Mistress of the Exceedingly Obvious,

How does one get the ones who really need the advice to read and heed it? You can preach to a choir, they're inclined to listen attentively. You can talk to Noah's sons about shoveling shit, it's what they do with their spare time anyway, but how to get one of these types into threads such as this one? Aye, there's the rub.

Signed,

Lost at Literotica

 

[riff]

You don't need a plant. I think you follow the "rules" quite well.

What rules?

 

[Cheyenne]

What rules?

If you don't like BBs, don't visit them.

If you think you have done something wrong, apologize and try to avoid doing it again.

If you enjoy starting trouble/arguments/chaos/hurt feelings, then be prepared for anything; you can never predict how people will react to such bombast and grandstanding.

If you want to advocate change, try to avoid insulting the people you're addressing--it lacks the persuasive polish of well-thought out argumentation and planning.

If you are just lonely, and will do anything to attract a little attention, inoffensive cries for attention are more likely to draw positive responses.

If you don't like people, buy a dog and talk to it instead.
If you don't like dogs, buy a plant and keep your mouth shut.

 

[Black_Bird]

You don't need a plant. I think you follow the "rules" quite well.

I need the plant to advise me on making more intelligent posts. http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/cwm/alien/heehee.gif

That, and I don't think anybody would know the difference... concidering how much I vegitate sitting here. http://216.40.201.155/s/cwm/alien/beammeup.gif

 

[riff]

Fuck this shit. I am making up my own rules.

Don't tell me what to do. Go fuck yourselves.

I'm checkin' out. See you fucks later. I'm going to Aliennation City, New Mexico.

Need to jerk off and shower first though.

Later!

 

[alltherage]

Boink? To boink or not to boink that is the question. Whether tis nobler to be the boinker or the boinkee. Alas, but on doth have the knarled cutless that doth unlease its frenzied froth in tender vessels. To thine own boink be true.

 

[Laurel]

Risia rules. And I'm not just saying that because she bought me lunch this week (though it does help).

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Risia rules. And I'm not just saying that because she bought me lunch this week (though it does help).

Bitch.

Both of you.

 

[Cheyenne]

Risia rules. And I'm not just saying that because she bought me lunch this week (though it does help).

Well! How much can a 3 bite pasta lunch cost, anyway?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Risia rules. And I'm not just saying that because she bought me lunch this week (though it does help).

I don't know about this whole lunch bribery scam, but her av works for me.

 

[RisiaSkye]

FYI, Laurel didn't eat pasta, and she did eat her lunch. Just like a good little girl.

Cheffie: Bite me, beyatch.

miles: Methinks your av and my av should get together and make a private video. Yeah, baby.

And now, from your resident Mistress of the Exceedingly Obvious:

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Dear Lost at Literotica:

While it may be true that you cannot encourage those who most need it to heed your good advice, you can choose to refrain from joining the fray when they get stupid.

AND, you can start threads to laugh at them, a place that others will visit and laugh along with you. And that's enough. For now.

MEO

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Cheffie: Bite me, beyatch.

Eat me, slowly.