Unrefine me...

piccicatopolka

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Teach me what you do when you're not being "proper." Do you luxuriate in being mildly offensive just to fluster others occasionally? Sneak a fart and blame someone else lately? Flick a booger on the wall and leave it there? Do you chew with your mouth open sometimes? :eek:
 
I walk up and down the library stacks with my dick hanging out, as well as keep books past their due date.
 
Teach me what you do when you're not being "proper." Do you luxuriate in being mildly offensive just to fluster others occasionally? Sneak a fart and blame someone else lately? Flick a booger on the wall and leave it there? Do you chew with your mouth open sometimes? :eek:

I stir that coarse tan sugar into my tea. I can't tell a difference in the taste, but the package says "unrefined."
 
Tell dirty jokes to people that don't think they want to hear them and watch them become embarrassed that they laugh.
 
i've been known to dunk my bacon sandwiches into my mug of tea. or even milk! :eek:
 
I walk up and down the library stacks with my dick hanging out, as well as keep books past their due date.

I had that happen to me while I was hitchhiking once. The dick hanging out part I mean. Not MY dick; I don't have one, but when I opened the truck door to get in the guy who was driving was stroking his impressive member. Yet I wasn't tempted, closed the door, and walked away. He thought it was very funny. :rolleyes:
 
course not :eek:

i know how to behave in public.

honest!

You know what. Me n' me Mum were down in Devon having having lovely clotted tea and what not when she saw a shrew. Cute little thing scurried along the floorboard and she got upset at the waitress over it. :D The waitress didn't seem very concerned which got Mum more flustered. A treasured lil moment from my past.
 
I'm pretty sure I was unrefined last night.
I stumbled back to my hotel around 4am, after having a major pash-fest with a lovely chickee I met at the pub, and fell asleep with my vibe.
That's about all I remember :eek:
 
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Alex: No. No! NO! Stop it! Stop it, please! I beg you! This is sin! This is sin! This is sin! It's a sin, it's a sin, it's a sin!
Dr. Brodsky: Sin? What's all this about sin?
Alex: That! Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!
Dr. Branom: Are you referring to the background score?
Alex: Yes.
Dr. Branom: You've heard Beethoven before?
Alex: Yes!
Dr. Brodsky: So, you're keen on music?
Alex: YES!
Dr. Brodsky: Can't be helped. Here's the punishment element perhaps.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqpaxL2G2Zw
 
Teach me what you do when you're not being "proper." Do you luxuriate in being mildly offensive just to fluster others occasionally? Sneak a fart and blame someone else lately? Flick a booger on the wall and leave it there? Do you chew with your mouth open sometimes? :eek:

Swallow when you're told to do so.
 
I'd fix a wedgie if the thong rode too high. I actually do that ofen but i always make sure noone saw me. Or if there's someone who might have seen the process, i start to flutter as if something's stuck on my pants and try to dust it off.

People do all sort of disgusting and unheard things when they are all alone.
I, for once, saw a respected coworker of mine driving in a car next to mine in the traffic, who was digging into his big nose with his very long bony finger and then he put whatever he dug out into his mouth, flapping his lips....so there
 
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I do that at work all the time. Bra fix, undie fix... even when I'm on camera cause Angela who watching thinks its funny. But I don't do it in front of customers. When I first started this job I got pulled into the office by two superiors who let me know that it was not ok to put on lipstick out on the floor. :rolleyes: So now I have to sneak to do that too.
 
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