hadruprider
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I find many professional porn videos are quite funny in the way they represent (or misrepresent) sex.
Or maybe it's not so funny - maybe young people see this stuff and think it's whar sex is or should be like?
Here are some of the things that strike me as bizarre.
Add your own below.
1. When a man and woman have sex, the man remains silent throughout, but the woman is constantly moaning or shouting or screaming with ecstasy all the time.
2. Her ecstasy is so intense that it severely reduces her vocabulary, down to just two phrases: "Oh my god" and "that feels so good".
3. When a man is deep inside a woman and about to come, his natural inclination is to pull out and start masturbating.
4. A popular way in which couples make love is for the man to stand up and masturbate while the woman kneels on the floor in front of him, looking up at him expectantly with her mouth open.
5. Most men are too gentle and don't pound a woman hard enough, so it's usual for the woman to encourage her partner to ram it in and out harder and faster.
Edit - some more suggestions from lower down the thread:
6. ALL women LOVE having a guy cum on their face ... (KimGordon67)
7. A man just gets out his cock and women start sucking it, well, that works for me, but in the real world, other men wind up getting arrested. (MNGuy)
8. Fucking on a wooden table or kitchen counter top. Yeah, that's comfy (Colonel Hogan)
Or maybe it's not so funny - maybe young people see this stuff and think it's whar sex is or should be like?
Here are some of the things that strike me as bizarre.
Add your own below.
1. When a man and woman have sex, the man remains silent throughout, but the woman is constantly moaning or shouting or screaming with ecstasy all the time.
2. Her ecstasy is so intense that it severely reduces her vocabulary, down to just two phrases: "Oh my god" and "that feels so good".
3. When a man is deep inside a woman and about to come, his natural inclination is to pull out and start masturbating.
4. A popular way in which couples make love is for the man to stand up and masturbate while the woman kneels on the floor in front of him, looking up at him expectantly with her mouth open.
5. Most men are too gentle and don't pound a woman hard enough, so it's usual for the woman to encourage her partner to ram it in and out harder and faster.
Edit - some more suggestions from lower down the thread:
6. ALL women LOVE having a guy cum on their face ... (KimGordon67)
7. A man just gets out his cock and women start sucking it, well, that works for me, but in the real world, other men wind up getting arrested. (MNGuy)
8. Fucking on a wooden table or kitchen counter top. Yeah, that's comfy (Colonel Hogan)
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