Unlimited Time Offer

[EctoJohn]

Near Mint Condition Chubby Male
One Available Only
Makes a good house husband.
Not much to look at but runs like a charm.
Low maintenance.
Available to single women 27-35 (age flexible).

He cooks.
He cuddles.
He stores easily in any size bed.
Absolutely free!

If interested, contact seller.

 

[HereAndThere13]

See, now this shows your sense of humor. Good luck with it

 

[EctoJohn]

See, now this shows your sense of humor. Good luck with it

Yeah, figured I'd go back to my oldest personal and fix it up some.
That one actually got some replies.

 

[EctoJohn]

Must keep this unlimited time offer open!

 

[SarahSantiaga]

Where can I apply EctoJohn??

 

[EctoJohn]

Where can I apply EctoJohn??

Send all applications to my PM box and they will be forwarded to the right department.

 

[EctoJohn]

Further offering bump!

I come with my own interchangable and removable clothes!

 

[ladybug221]

What a wonderful sense of humor, I love it! Such a tempting offer, who can resist?

 

[shininstarr]

Really adorable

 

[EctoJohn]

What a wonderful sense of humor, I love it! Such a tempting offer, who can resist?

Hopefully not too many women.

Really adorable

Thank you.

 

[EctoJohn]

Now at the discounted price of FREE.
You save $0.00!!

 

[ladybug221]

Wouldn't you like to have several to choose from? It gives you the opportunity to find a good fit.

 

[EctoJohn]

Wouldn't you like to have several to choose from? It gives you the opportunity to find a good fit.

That would be great, but I seem to be having trouble landing one, nevermind multiple.

 

[ladybug221]

Aww, perhaps if you offer free gift wrapping with a big bow it would increase your already enticing offer?

 

[EctoJohn]

Aww, perhaps if you offer free gift wrapping with a big bow it would increase your already enticing offer?

Well I'm easily unwrapped for any woman that wants to.

 

[ladybug221]

You make a very good point.

 

[EctoJohn]

You make a very good point.

I'll make sure I don't have an excess of packaging to get through.

 

[EctoJohn]

Last chance (but not really) bump.