University/college experience

*chuckle*


If we don't like you, everything you say is a lie...

This is what happens to the Left when they go to college.
 
My high school and university years were a blast.

My high school graduating average was 89.4% , a bit low for me, but i was also the guy on student council, social committee, the football team, mock parliaments/debating/school trips and mc'd and/or starred in all the student talent shows. I won an academic entrance scholarship and a Citizenship bursary from my high school.

My girlfriend was the pretty one and a year my senior...not many guys get the prettiest senior in their junior year.

In business school i played on the hockey team and had summer jobs that made heavy cash, so i had a car, nice digs, the pretty girlfriend, a tight crew of buds and lots of good times.

Law school was more like high school with a dash of Animal House...i organized various stealthy campus pranks, two of which made the national news and three others that got me called in for a chat with the Dean ( deano! )

I managed and guest bartendered at our frat house speakeasy (while also working part time for campus security and a summer with the city police, which helped with our having no liquor license and dealing pot), broke up with the high school sweetheart, fronted a popular band , dj'd at the hottest singles bar downtown, was active in the youth wing of the governing political party, lived on the top floor of the big old Victorian and had an unknown quantity of one night stands.

So, when people talk about their high school or university Sad Loner Years, i can't relate. I had a blast.
 
Sitting under a tree reading poetry doesn't sound like fun to me. It sounds like something you'd do to get laid.
 
I have no idea why I keep coming back to this thread. I'm too much of a coward to address anyone directly so I'll just let my meat puppet do the heavy lifting as I sit here plotting my next round of bullshit.

I realize the hole I dug is deep, but I must not let this ruin my only social interaction. I will persevere, I will carry on, damnit!

Plus, if these fuckers keep calling me out on my lies, I will have my bestest 9-year-old Padawan Learner karate them in the shins!!!!1111

Please forgive me.

:(:(

There, now you seem a lot less like the lying piece of shit you really are.
 
For a lazy pothead you sure put a lot of effort into that. I doubt she's going to be impressed but I have noticed your redoubling your efforts as of late.
 
I had a good time. I was challenged intellectually. In my high school in my sophomore year they had decided to teach to the slowest person in the room. It was easy to get good grades.

In college it was pass or fail we don't give a shit. That upped my game.

Not that I would recommend it but at the same time I discovered booze and drugs my grades went up. All of it was a challenge.
 
The beer was good and cold, the pot full of stems and seeds, the girls were smart but fun, the classes too early and long, but overall it was a fine place to hang out with friends for four years. I'd do it all again the same way.
 
I liked college. I played a lot of music and was on more in control of life than I had ever been up to that point.

That said, by the end of 4 years, I couldn't wait to be finished.
 
I wish I hadn't read this this thread. It's hard to see everyone talking about the great time they had. But for me, it was 2 years of hell.

I wasn't college material in the first place, but my social worker and guidence counselor both made me apply. I have no idea how I got in because my grades were so bad in high school and I had really low ACT score. Everything was hard. The classes were hard, having to work full time was hard, it was hard not knowing how to make friends, and everything. I tried using the tutors they had but they didn't help either. After my first year, I was on academic probation. I passed like three classes in total all year, and they were with D's. I basically had to repeat freshman year last year, and it was pretty much the same thing.

So after 2 years, I have nothing to show for going to college, except for a ton of debt that I will probably never pay off. I wish I had never gone.
 
I wish I hadn't read this this thread. It's hard to see everyone talking about the great time they had. But for me, it was 2 years of hell.

I wasn't college material in the first place, but my social worker and guidence counselor both made me apply. I have no idea how I got in because my grades were so bad in high school and I had really low ACT score. Everything was hard. The classes were hard, having to work full time was hard, it was hard not knowing how to make friends, and everything. I tried using the tutors they had but they didn't help either. After my first year, I was on academic probation. I passed like three classes in total all year, and they were with D's. I basically had to repeat freshman year last year, and it was pretty much the same thing.

So after 2 years, I have nothing to show for going to college, except for a ton of debt that I will probably never pay off. I wish I had never gone.

I am sorry, it sounds like you were badly prepared by you high school and your college also dropped the ball.

It is very hard to take classes and work full time.
 
For a lazy pothead you sure put a lot of effort into that. I doubt she's going to be impressed but I have noticed your redoubling your efforts as of late.

Who is the pothead and she?
 
Who is the pothead and she?

The vast majority of the GB is potheads. I'm convinced at least 1/2 MINIMUM, wouldn't be shocked to find out it was more like 2/3-3/4.

I'm still not going to drop dimes but all sorts of people, yup including RW 'ahh hate mary-jew-wannah!!' folks PM me asking all kinds of questions about growing their own, how to cook/consume it etc.
 
I wish I hadn't read this this thread. It's hard to see everyone talking about the great time they had. But for me, it was 2 years of hell.

I wasn't college material in the first place, but my social worker and guidence counselor both made me apply. I have no idea how I got in because my grades were so bad in high school and I had really low ACT score. Everything was hard. The classes were hard, having to work full time was hard, it was hard not knowing how to make friends, and everything. I tried using the tutors they had but they didn't help either. After my first year, I was on academic probation. I passed like three classes in total all year, and they were with D's. I basically had to repeat freshman year last year, and it was pretty much the same thing.

So after 2 years, I have nothing to show for going to college, except for a ton of debt that I will probably never pay off. I wish I had never gone.

Don't worry, just enjoy the thread as we all make fun of AJ for being a liar and Q-Bert for being.
 
I am sorry, it sounds like you were badly prepared by you high school and your college also dropped the ball.

It is very hard to take classes and work full time.

Thanks. Like I said, I shouldn't have been there in the first place.
 
The vast majority of the GB is potheads. I'm convinced at least 1/2 MINIMUM, wouldn't be shocked to find out it was more like 2/3-3/4.

I'm still not going to drop dimes but all sorts of people, yup including RW 'ahh hate mary-jew-wannah!!' folks PM me asking all kinds of questions about growing their own, how to cook/consume it etc.

I've never done pot.
 
Who is the pothead and she?

You didn't notice Luk's laboriously long fabrication of AJ's short post? That's the most work I've ever seen Luk put into any post.

You haven't noticed that Luk is suddenly interested in case law and legal terms?

I think it's kind of cute. I'm thinking of getting him a copy of Black' s for Christmas.
 
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I wish I hadn't read this this thread. It's hard to see everyone talking about the great time they had. But for me, it was 2 years of hell.

I wasn't college material in the first place, but my social worker and guidence counselor both made me apply. I have no idea how I got in because my grades were so bad in high school and I had really low ACT score. Everything was hard. The classes were hard, having to work full time was hard, it was hard not knowing how to make friends, and everything. I tried using the tutors they had but they didn't help either. After my first year, I was on academic probation. I passed like three classes in total all year, and they were with D's. I basically had to repeat freshman year last year, and it was pretty much the same thing.

So after 2 years, I have nothing to show for going to college, except for a ton of debt that I will probably never pay off. I wish I had never gone.

I'm really sorry that you had that experience. I feel like your HS counselor didn't listen to what you had to say, and that really bothers and offends me. It sounds like no one advocated for you, but you and those "higher up the chain" didn't listen at all.
 
Polly, I had the same experience. The only difference was I was on scholarship. The course work plus the athletics were very overwhelming! I understand exactly how you feel. 8 bashed my head in for two years for nothing!!
 
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