crystalhunting
Tallahastezzi Kaffirs!!!
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I love these!!!
If you choked a SMURF - what color would it turn?
If you throw a cat out the car window - does it become kitty
litter"?
Is it OK to use an AM radio in the afternoon?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What color hair do you put on a Driver's license, if you are bald?
Why do they sterilize the needle for a lethal injection ?
Why is it called 'TOURIST SEASON', if you can't shoot them?
Why are there "Interstates" in Hawaii ?
Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you can not
drink and drive ?
Why are there flotation devices on the seats of the airplanes
instead of parachutes? << I can't tell you how many times I have sat in one of those seats and wondered just that LOLOL>>
And how does the driver of a snow plow get to work?
Why are there locks on the doors of a "7-11" when they advertise
that they are open 7 days a week, 24 hours a day?
Why aren't planes made out of the stuff the indestructible black
box is made out of? <<<again, a great question
If a fire fighter fights fire, and a crime fighter fights crime,
what does a freedom fighter fight?
If they squeeze Olives to make Olive oil, what do they squeeze
to make baby oil?
What would Geronimo hollar if he jumped out of a plane?
And why DON'T sheep shrink when it rains ?
If 'con' is the opposite of "pro", is congress the opposite of
progress?
Why are they called 'apartments", when they are all stuck together?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called
a "shipment" but when you transport something by ship it is called
"cargo"?
If flying was so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, would they call her
Ella Vader ?
CH
If you choked a SMURF - what color would it turn?
If you throw a cat out the car window - does it become kitty
litter"?
Is it OK to use an AM radio in the afternoon?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What color hair do you put on a Driver's license, if you are bald?
Why do they sterilize the needle for a lethal injection ?
Why is it called 'TOURIST SEASON', if you can't shoot them?
Why are there "Interstates" in Hawaii ?
Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you can not
drink and drive ?
Why are there flotation devices on the seats of the airplanes
instead of parachutes? << I can't tell you how many times I have sat in one of those seats and wondered just that LOLOL>>
And how does the driver of a snow plow get to work?
Why are there locks on the doors of a "7-11" when they advertise
that they are open 7 days a week, 24 hours a day?
Why aren't planes made out of the stuff the indestructible black
box is made out of? <<<again, a great question
If a fire fighter fights fire, and a crime fighter fights crime,
what does a freedom fighter fight?
If they squeeze Olives to make Olive oil, what do they squeeze
to make baby oil?
What would Geronimo hollar if he jumped out of a plane?
And why DON'T sheep shrink when it rains ?
If 'con' is the opposite of "pro", is congress the opposite of
progress?
Why are they called 'apartments", when they are all stuck together?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called
a "shipment" but when you transport something by ship it is called
"cargo"?
If flying was so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, would they call her
Ella Vader ?
CH
