Unfounded, unlikely and contentious rumours about other members

[Stout chap]

Peachykeen is a wheeltrim thief from Liverpool, and Hanns Schitt wears women's underwear underneath his kilt. In addition, Chilled Vodka is currently shagging Lisa Riley, and I should know - I am Lisa Riley.

 

[Guest]

 

[Lasher]

Fuck. I've got Stout-hearted Men running thru my head now.

Goddammit.

 

[Guest]

<anybody pulls strings>

<little German boy jumps>

 

[Guest]

 

[Harbinger]

You know, Hanns, if you can't even be responsible enough to keep up with a piece of string, you really shouldn't be allowed to play with guns.

 

[Guest]