Unf unf unf!!!

[Marxist]

Yeah...

 

[Private Vasquez]

What?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I just had one, thank you, though.

 

[seXieleXie]

*spooge*

 

[Marxist]

ZZZZzzzzZZZzzz

 

[Sillyman]

Want a cigarette?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh hush, Lexie, I wasn't that good. Just wait until I've got you for a weekend.

 

[sunstruck]

When you wake up tell me how you got my number.

60 second man

 

[Marxist]

When you wake up tell me how you got my number.

I took 666 and put it in a blender.

 

[sunstruck]

I took 666 and put it in a blender.

touche

 

[Guest]

Yeah...

__________

Oh yeah...

I get it now.

It's an anagram for Fun fun fun!!!


Is that the right answer?

 

[teddybear4play]

Want a cigarette?

One of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life was some Discovery Channel show where they showed mating sea turtles. They didn't get really up close, but the male was on top of the female, thrusting, and making this hilarious chirping noise on every thrust, like "Hyerp! Hyerp! Hyerp! Hyerp! Hhyyerp!"

I was laughing so hard I didn't even pay attention to the fruit bats in the next segment.

TB4p

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Want it, haven't had it for days...

 

[Ice Cold]

Girls just wanna have Unf.

 

[Sillyman]

I saw that same documentary TB4P. My father came in the room during the middle of it and started narrating. Now there was some comedy gold boyo.

 

[Marxist]

Want it, haven't had it for days...

A cigarette?

 

[NightFlier]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life was some Discovery Channel show where they showed mating sea turtles. They didn't get really up close, but the male was on top of the female, thrusting, and making this hilarious chirping noise on every thrust, like "Hyerp! Hyerp! Hyerp! Hyerp! Hhyyerp!"

I was laughing so hard I didn't even pay attention to the fruit bats in the next segment.

TB4p

Think that's funny, you should see it live and the turtle is humping a rock.

 

[JazzManJim]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life was some Discovery Channel show where they showed mating sea turtles. They didn't get really up close, but the male was on top of the female, thrusting, and making this hilarious chirping noise on every thrust, like "Hyerp! Hyerp! Hyerp! Hyerp! Hhyyerp!"

I was laughing so hard I didn't even pay attention to the fruit bats in the next segment.

TB4p

Okay. Those weren't sea turtles. Well, one of them wasn't.....

I was kind of desperate and that sea turtle was looking all hot and shelly and..and...and...

SHE CAME ON TO ME! What's a man supposed to do! I"m not made of stone! The Hyerp-ing was just improvisation.

 

[peachykeen]

LOL thank you JMJ for confirming that a horny man will in fact fuck anything that moves

 

[JazzManJim]

LOL thank you JMJ for confirming that a horny man will in fact fuck anything that moves

Heh. That other sea turtle wasn't moving.

 

[Crab]

pak chooie unf

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[teddybear4play]

I saw that same documentary TB4P. My father came in the room during the middle of it and started narrating. Now there was some comedy gold boyo.

That reminds me: in the brief time we could breathe and speak without hyperventilating from laughter, we were providing commentary from the male turtle's point of view. Like "Who's yo daddy, bitch?"

Funny, funny shit.

Want it, haven't had it for days...

"Mmm, yeah, your shell is making me so hot . . . Hyerp! Hyerp! Hyerp!"



TB4p

 

[Marxist]

Heya Marx...if I pm you my phone number...will you call me?

Sure. But does the institute take outside calls?

 

[*bratcat*]