Under the Mistletoe...

[Xander]

You wouldn't remove your pants for Rosebud. I mean how can you say no to her? And now poor Naked and I are left out because you chose love and devotion over hot, passionate sex.

Merelan Baby. I wouldn't drop my pants for Rosebud, because at the time she asked I was a little green newbie.

And btw, dont love and devotion go hand in hand with hot passionate sex??? hehe

NH. I aint whining

 

[Expertise]

While we're at this, and in keeping with the original intention of the thread Expertise makes the following admission.

There is someone from the board who I have a little bit of a crush on. We have never spoke, e-mailed or even interacted here that much. But I would be willing to make any number of efforts to get even so much as a peck on the cheek from her.

Alas she shall remain nameless.

All things considered its a pretty stupid admission.

 

[Juliangel]

While we're at this, and in keeping with the original intention of the thread Expertise makes the following admission.

There is someone from the board who I have a little bit of a crush on. We have never spoke, e-mailed or even interacted here that much. But I would be willing to make any number of efforts to get even so much as a peck on the cheek from her.

Alas she shall remain nameless.

All things considered its a pretty stupid admission.

dang we have sent several emails back and forth. Oh well I was going to tell you to go back topage one and guess which kiss you would be getting but never mind.

 

[Expertise]

Could there be some deception involved? Certainly. Does my little crush over ride my obvious and public ones..... not likely.

So what kind of kiss was that again?

 

[Juliangel]

So what kind of kiss was that again?

Well since I would only kiss toads and girls on the cheek and if I got anywhere near your lips I would lose total control of myself and attack you I guess it would be the last one.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Now hes just working it to get a kiss out of ya!! Dont do it Julia!!

 

[Expertise]

Entering slut mode....

How is that bottom lip sweetie? Hee hee hee

 

[Naked Hunny]

Well you said it im just gonna reverberate it!! You are a slut? What the hell happened to you?

 

[Cheyenne]

Merry Christmas, Golden. *smmmooooochh*

Merry Christmas, Dudley. *smmmooooochh*

Hey, Hecate didn't say I couldn't kiss more than one guy!

 

[TN_Vixen]

here's a big kiss for my three mystery crushes.

*mwah*

.......hehe

 

[Expertise]

Well you said it im just gonna reverberate it!! You are a slut? What the hell happened to you?

The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting you have one.LOL

On occassion. Loyal to a fault but a slut at heart

Whattya' mean what happened to me?

 

[Naked Hunny]

You used to be sweet, somewhat shy, and cute but now you are after every woman on the boards!!

 

[Juliangel]

You used to be sweet, somewhat shy, and cute but now you are after every woman on the boards!!

Well when it comes to me I have him under my southern charm He is caught up and cannot get away. He has heard the accent there is no getting away now

 

[Naked Hunny]

Its not just you though Julia its everyone with tits!!

 

[Juliangel]

Its not just you though Julia its everyone with tits!!

Oh I have noticed that I was just explaining what is was with me. It is more than just the breasts it's the whispers in the ears too.

 

[Cheyenne]

Its not just you though Julia its everyone with tits!!

Humph. I have tits. He's not after me.

 

[Expertise]

I resent the sweet remark, I don't wanna' be sweet or *cringe* cute.

I am still shy on occassion, ask Julia if I wasn't. I was talking two hundred miles an hour to her. Something I do when i'm nervous which is a result of being shy on occassion.

And NH I am really and truly NOT after any, let alone every, woman on the board.

 

[Naked Hunny]

well then stop acting like it sweetie!


Yes, NH is bitchy today check out Sparkys good morning thread!!

 

[Juliangel]

I am still shy on occassion, ask Julia if I wasn't. I was talking two hundred miles an hour to her. Something I do when i'm nervous which is a result of being shy on occassion.

Yes he was which covered my nervousness nicely I hope.

 

[Expertise]

OK NH. I'll just sit in the corner with my hands folded balancing a cup and saucer on one knee like a good boy.

I promise not to have any more fun, I promise not to be flirtatious. I promise to only respond to serious threads started by UncleBill, SlutBoy, WeirdHarold, SkiBum or Gaucho.

No milk or sugar for my tea please, just lemon. I'm feeling a little sour this morning.

 

[Juliangel]

No milk or sugar for my tea please, just lemon. I'm feeling a little sour this morning.

Sweetie, I thought the mistletoe was supposed to help chase away the holiday blahs?

Don't tell me you put up the red bows after all? That would depress any man.

Cheer up or I will call you and that would just make you nervous again and you might spill your tea.

 

[Expertise]

Nahhhh just sour about unwarranted (IMHO) allegations. Harumph.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Cheyenne]

Nahhhh just sour about unwarranted (IMHO) allegations. Harumph.

Does that mean I shouldn't call you "sweet", either? That's a bad thing?

Smile, it is almost Christmas!

 

[Expertise]

Sorry Cheyenne, Julia. Just being a bit of a grump.

I have this whole weird thing about certain words in regards to my self.

I feel like a idiot when someone calls me cute. It is fine for someone to say I did something sweet but being called sweet is unerving.

A girl I dated in university insisted on saying I was beautiful..... AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH.

Guess maybe I just don't handle compliments well.

Thanks for the kiss CB. It helps.