Under his breath....

SEVERUSMAX

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....I had thoughts of a guy making a comment about his co-worker being a "MILF" under his breath....and the consequences that might come about....

Some scenarios....bearing in mind that I didn't feel like turning this into an unprovoked cheating wife or cuckolding tale (I never feel like the latter, of course, lol)....but you guys can always do so....once it's here, it's public property...that's the whole point of this board...in any case, these are scenarios that come to mind....of course, given the phrase that he doesn't intend to be overheard (at least not consciously), she has to be some kind of mother.....

1. She's a single mom....and hasn't had a date in a while...is horny, but tired half of the time...and is climbing the walls from frustration....sexually and otherwise...
2. She's recently divorced or widowed (same basic result)...
3. Hubby's gay and using her as a beard (she can know or not know, that's up to the writer)...but she should at least suspect, I think...
4. She's bi and her ex-girlfriend dumped her after deciding that she doesn't want kids after all. She is open to a relationship with either sex.
5. Hubby's ignoring her, because she's a mom now and that turns him off...
6. ...or he is ignoring because she's pregnant...the co-worker thus knows because of that....and secretly finds it a turn-on himself...
7. She and hubby are swingers, but haven't had the time or energy to do it lately, because of the whole parenting thing....does tend to slow that down....maybe they decide that co-workers are a nice substitute for sex clubs....provided that they can get the co-workers to sign an affidavit that promises not to sue for sexual harassment
8. Hubby is impotent and gives wife blessing because of that...too cliche for my taste....been there, done that myself once and that's enough...
9. Hubby wants an MMF threesome or wife does....or both...maybe because they've tried MFF already....and it's her turn....or because he's into guys as much as she is...that is at least 50% inclined to men
10. She's a rape victim and the kid was from the rapist....she hasn't felt up to sex in a while, but now counseling has worked....she just wants some guy to not see her as dirty or "tainted" because of the whole thing....and the motherhood thing...this would have to be handled delicately...I think...
11. She's bi and dating a woman who is either gay or bi herself (duh!) and they like to scratch the hetero itch now and then...
12. She's dating her brother or uncle or dad...and they both go outside their relationship for procreative purposes....just to avoid birth defects...and they figure that they might as well enjoy it....that's the one I'm thinking of at the moment...after all, if they are breaking one taboo (incest)....why balk at a little sharing?
13. Hubby ignores AND cheats on her because she's a mom or pregnant (or maybe both, maybe she is carrying number two)...and she wants revenge...but doesn't want to confront him or lose him (she still loves the prick very much, but is hurt by his deceit and such and wants to settle the score)....
 
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I can't believe no one else at least praised the plethora of perverse pleasures packaged in this post.
 
sirhugs said:
I can't believe no one else at least praised the plethora of perverse pleasures packaged in this post.

Thanks. Glad it got some notice at last. :cool:
 
SEVERUSMAX said:
Thanks. Glad it got some notice at last. :cool:


a variation on #4: she's a bi leaning lez, really wants a gf not a bf, but wants to get preggers the old fashioned way.
 
sirhugs said:
a variation on #4: she's a bi leaning lez, really wants a gf not a bf, but wants to get preggers the old fashioned way.

Another thought, yes.....of course...the funny part that is going through my mind at the moment is that whatever happens, Don is likely to be stroking himself.....pregnancy and all...... :D :devil:
 
SEVERUSMAX said:
Another thought, yes.....of course...the funny part that is going through my mind at the moment is that whatever happens, Don is likely to be stroking himself.....pregnancy and all...... :D :devil:

Don??
 
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