Under 30 Bar

[tonyzee23]

hello tony


'tis afternoon here*S*

i guess it is hun
*spank*
how are you today?

 

[CollegeGuy4OlderF]

Hi all, 21/m from Dallas, but in Chicago here. How is everyone?

 

[English Lady]

tony.....*giggles* oooh nicce firm hand you got there*wg*


Hello college guy.... welcome!

 

[English Lady]

oooh its quiet in here....*helps her self to a rum 'n' coke*



*sits on a stool and enjoys the silence*

 

[English Lady]

It's STILL quiet in here


*blows dust off the bar*

 

[rosylady]

BUMP

 

[English Lady]

by gum..i thought they'd demolited this place




Hello anyone!

 

[crystalizedjoy]

*wakes up from behind the bar*

*burp* 'scuse meee. Wha? Whys all der lights offhuh? andymody still heres? what year be it now? *hic*

 

[English Lady]

*peels napkin from side of crystalized Joy's face*



Hello

 

[crystalizedjoy]

*hic* oh'ello dere missus ma'am sir *hic* whered I am? whered goats go, go bye bye? bye like alkyhol drunk lots did I yessum no turtles allowed *hic*

 

[English Lady]

Well i think the ogats are gone..but there is a lingering odur*looks at crystalized* and I can't see any turtles..or alcohol...

DId you drink ALL the alcohol from the bar?

 

[KyleW]

oh look the under 30 crowd. Whats going on people? Seems kind of dead.

 

[crystalizedjoy]

Well i think the ogats are gone..but there is a lingering odur*looks at crystalized* and I can't see any turtles..or alcohol...

DId you drink ALL the alcohol from the bar?

turtles chocolate *hic* alkyhol? thirsty I am yessum ma'am water please? thanks muchos gracias, no officer i haven't seen a pillow running around, no, theres no mexicans in my underwear, only my *hic*

*falls asleep, face first on the bar*

 

[English Lady]

Kyle..well i thought they'd demolished this place, just seems cyrstalizrd Joy's been singlehandedly drinking the contents of the bar



*fills a tray full of water,lifts cyrstalized joy's head off the bar and places the tray under him then drops his head into the water*


wakey wakey!!

 

[crystalizedjoy]

*sits bolt upright* s'fuck I pissed meself, damns smurfs.

 

[English Lady]

*giggles at crystalized*


come on now, here, drink this *passes him a cup of super-duper de-stuperng coffee*

 

[crystalizedjoy]

*flees (well, stumbles) from the scary coffee*

 

[tonyzee23]

<yawning>
wow this place got dusty...

<flips on the light switch and turns on the coffee>

 

[English Lady]

hello tony

*coughs*

watch where you blow that dust

*splutters*


*LOL*

 

[crystalizedjoy]

you heard her, watch her blow me..

*thinks he mixed that up, but doesnt care*

hi all

 

[English Lady]

crystalized...ever the forward one huh?*LOL*

 

[crystalizedjoy]

not so much forward, as lonely and hopeful. hehehehehehe.

 

[English Lady]

Hope is a good thing

 

[HoHoBomb]

only 7 months

left before i am 30 so i thought i'd say hi before my time expires!

kissinggurl

 

[crystalizedjoy]

is that the scent of "old" in the air?

*sniffs*

yep, the unmistakable odor of denture paste and geritol. someone here is old!!!!!