Undead stuffed piggies and a mad duck in the basement

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[Liar]

You have a delightfully weird mind. If you ever snap out of it, I'll hunt you down and slap you back to silly.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Just about the time Ducky had a really scary duck as his avatar, something in my basement was making strange coughing noises. Instead of concluding that it was the pipes or the water softener or something, I decided there was a mad duck in my basement. I'm not sure where the mad duck's gone, but I haven't looked in the sump pump reservoir, either. And now, I'm going to be haunted, too.

Piggie, I am very sorry. I knew what was going to happen to you and I brought you home from the store anyway. It's my fault you came to a house where first your face was ripped off, then your insides pulled out, then your squeaker ravaged and torn. I can tell you this, Piggie--Littlefoot will love you all the more now that Bigfoot has done his Dr. Frankenstein impression, and Littlefoot will carry you around in his mouth and sleep with you for a while. Please don't haunt me, okay?

You are delightfully disturbed.

 

[SeaCat]

By God I think the lady has found the meaning of life. (Either that or she has been dipping into my hidden stash of illegal Tequila.)

Cat

 

[Stella_Omega]

I decipher this as cuddle toys+children+pets=consumer guilt multiplied by an adorable soft toy design.
I felt the same way about a monkey, once. Still haven't gotten over it.

 

[cloudy]

I decipher this as cuddle toys+children+pets=consumer guilt multiplied by an adorable soft toy design.
I felt the same way about a monkey, once. Still haven't gotten over it.

mine was a tiger.

Jammies....you're sick. Don't ever change.

 

[Aurora Black]

Quack.

 

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[hugo_sam]

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[CaptSpaulding]

i've seen the duck

he was definately mad

(of course the question is - vy a duck, vy no a goose or a chickn?)

haven't met the piggie yet

now be sure to ask about the nuclear mounted turkeys

 

[minsue]

he was definately mad

(of course the question is - vy a duck, vy no a goose or a chickn?)

haven't met the piggie yet

now be sure to ask about the nuclear mounted turkeys

Geese have more dignity. *hmph!*

 

[The_Fool]

Geese have more dignity. *hmph!*

Make more noise too.

 

[minsue]

Make more noise too.

Pillow biting can only muffle so much, ya know? *blush*

 

[matriarch]

Pillow biting can only muffle so much, ya know? *blush*

Oh yeahhhhhhh.........

 

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[TxRad]

More guilt--I handed out the pink bunny and the orange duckie, neither one of which lived out the hour. I'm a mass murderer now.

Hmmm, a post Easter, what do i do with the stuffed toys now deliemia.... You're only a duel murderer... I think it takes at least three at a time to rate Mass....

*hugs* & 's Think of the joy you're bringing your pets....

*sigh* I should edit this but what the heck, I'm working, I'm tired and I don't have the energy.... Ok I did the easy parts....... *sigh*

 

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[TxRad]

The first murder was the piggie, the duckie & the bunny were the 2nd and 3rd. And you don't need to edit, Tx, I can get your meaning just fine.

Ya should have seen it before.... I couldn't read it and I wrote it... or rather punched a bunch of keys that weren't even related....

 

[TxRad]

Squeeky Monkey became Stinky Monkey.

of whom she says..."you are my baby, my enemy, my lover"

as she cuddles and licks...then bites, worries and thrashes...then humps.

Lay off the cooking sherry dg......

 

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[Guest]

Squeeky Monkey became Stinky Monkey.

of whom she says..."you are my baby, my enemy, my lover"

as she cuddles and licks...then bites, worries and thrashes...then humps.

You know this because you own a dog, right? PLEASE tell me you know this because you own a dog. Please?

Otherwise, I will have to worry. And then write a story. And then worry about the story I wrote. And I don't need that.

 

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