unarmed bungler

[butters]

do you have the right to shoot a one-armed bungler if they're inside your property? what if they have their hand raised and are trying to get your full attention?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PORB-kkIjBU/TCZfJ9G_E5I/AAAAAAAACmQ/_2NXzqmMlQ4/s400/me1.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No, bunglers are clearly in the category of shovel upside the head...

 

[butters]

No, bunglers are clearly in the category of shovel upside the head...

*snerks*

 

[butters]

oh, way to screw up a parotty thread, butters -

that title should have read 'one-armed bungler'


god damnit.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

http://www.posters57.com/images/Mr_Bungle.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Now, if it's a disarming Democrat Bundler, in return for a tiny one-time stipend, you're supposed to give him lots of cash for his organic gardening business, which will take place on your property...

 

[Honey123]

it's ok, Chippy...I'm still trying to understand what a "bunglar" is!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

it's ok, Chippy...I'm still trying to understand what a "bunglar" is!

Someone who types unarmed instead of one-armed...



... if they got no arms, how they gonna wave their hand above their head?

 

[trysail]

oh, way to screw up a parotty thread, butters -

that title should have read 'one-armed bungler'


god damnit.

Was Dr. Richard Kimball in hot pursuit ?

http://beargoggleson.com/files/2009/09/fugitive_one-armed_man.jpg​

 

[butters]

it's ok, Chippy...I'm still trying to understand what a "bunglar" is!

*grins* a bungler, someone who bungles something.
it was intended as a parody thread to Mike Yate's 'unarmed burglar' but went horribly wrong

Someone who types unarmed instead of one-armed...



... if they got no arms, how they gonna wave their hand above their head?

bunglers abound, gadzooks!

*sigh* which is why this thread's an epic fail - it all depended on the 'one-armed' bit. *hazasad*

Was Dr. Richard Kimball in hot pursuit ?

http://beargoggleson.com/files/2009/09/fugitive_one-armed_man.jpg​

*chuckles*

 

[bronzeage]

*grins* a bungler, someone who bungles something.
it was intended as a parody thread to Mike Yate's 'unarmed burglar' but went horribly wrong


bunglers abound, gadzooks!

*sigh* which is why this thread's an epic fail - it all depended on the 'one-armed' bit. *hazasad*

In my state, anyone who breaks into a place where people sleep(house, apartment, dorm room, a residence of any kind) is assumed to have deadly intentions. He or she can be shot dead by any occupant and it be ruled a justifiable homicide. Whether the intruder has deadly intentions or is armed is not relevant.

I haven't seen the unarmed burglar thread and wouldn't post in a MY thread if I had.

A lot of people have died in this manner.

 

[osprey44]

do you have the right to shoot a one-armed bungler if they're inside your property? what if they have their hand raised and are trying to get your full attention?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PORB-kkIjBU/TCZfJ9G_E5I/AAAAAAAACmQ/_2NXzqmMlQ4/s400/me1.jpg

Ya tie his one arm to his opposite ankle, then tether him to the closest telephone pole, pull down his pants and call 911. Guaranteed he won't come a knockin' anymore...

 

[butters]

In my state, anyone who breaks into a place where people sleep(house, apartment, dorm room, a residence of any kind) is assumed to have deadly intentions. He or she can be shot dead by any occupant and it be ruled a justifiable homicide. Whether the intruder has deadly intentions or is armed is not relevant.

I haven't seen the unarmed burglar thread and wouldn't post in a MY thread if I had.

A lot of people have died in this manner.

*sighs*
you done serioused this thread all the way up to the hilt, bronze.

Ya tie his one arm to his opposite ankle, then tether him to the closest telephone pole, pull down his pants and call 911. Guaranteed he won't come a knockin' anymore...

he didn't knock before

but oh - the visuals

 

[semen4her]

it's ok, Chippy...I'm still trying to understand what a "bunglar" is!

An unarmed bunglar is what chubbybutty is referred to in a battle of the wits.

 

[butters]

http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uplo...middle-finger-funny-comedy-animal-chimpze.jpg

 

[hobbit.]

oh, way to screw up a parotty thread, butters -

that title should have read 'one-armed bungler'


god damnit.

This thread proves my hypothesis that none males should not be allowed access to the internet.

 

[butters]

This thread proves my hypothesis that none males should not be allowed access to the internet.

but how else would you males manage to achieve that warm glow of supposed superiority? *blinks*

 

[hobbit.]

but how else would you males manage to achieve that warm glow of supposed superiority? *blinks*

By parking the car.

 

[butters]

By parking the car.

hahahahahahaha


touché, atomant

 

[hobbit.]

hahahahahahaha


touché, atomant

potty mouth!!!

 

[butters]

potty mouth!!!

i eats pie, not poop!

 

[hobbit.]

i eats pie, not poop!

you made french words appear on my screen you potty mouthed southern wench!! i will now have to buy a new screen!

 

[butters]

you made french words appear on my screen you potty mouthed southern wench!! i will now have to buy a new screen!

be good or i'll proper frenchie you - monkeys in trees and stuff, yanno?

 

[trysail]

that title should have read 'one-armed bungler'

god damnit.

Was Dr. Richard Kimball in hot pursuit ?

http://beargoggleson.com/files/2009/09/fugitive_one-armed_man.jpg​

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I'm sorry but— humble as I am— I simply cannot resist the urge to stand back and admire my work above.


At the risk of succumbing to the condition known to medical science as "The Johnny_Savage syndrome," I cannot refrain from stating that I think it's one of my better efforts.

 

[butters]

Was Dr. Richard Kimball in hot pursuit ?

http://beargoggleson.com/files/2009/09/fugitive_one-armed_man.jpg​

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I'm sorry but— humble as I am— I simply cannot resist the urge to stand back and admire my work above.


At the risk of succumbing to the condition known to medical science as "The Johnny_Savage syndrome," I cannot refrain from stating that I think it's one of my better efforts.

sorry, i only snickered before. it truly was a thing of beauty

Dr. Kimble, who was born on March 27, 1927 in Stafford, Indiana, is a respected pediatrician in Stafford. He had served as a medic in the U.S. Army during the Korean War. "The Savage Street" establishes that Kimble originally wanted to be a baseball player, but was pressured by his father into becoming a doctor. Kimble met his wife, a Registered Nurse, while he was obtaining his Internship. Helen Kimble grew up and lived in Fairgreen, Indiana (her maiden name was Helen Waverly). They had no children; their only child had been stillborn and Helen had been left infertile.

That night Richard returned home to find Helen murdered and a one-armed man fleeing the scene.