unable to milk myself

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Hi,

i am for a long time interested in prostate milking, and i have tried a few times, but i am unable to really milk myself, appart from some pre-cum that was dribling out just a drop or two, i have been unable to get real cum out.

I have a few toys, but not a real prostate massager and i am not able to buy/hide one ;)

I do not know if i am doing something wrong, if i am to soft/to hard/to fast/to slow.......

i have checked where the prostate is located and tried with my hands, but not able to really milk myself.

does anyone have good instructions/tips?

i have the following toys to my exposal:

http://csimg.shopwahl.de/srv/DE/00015962444547/T/34…

http://d3f650ayx9w00n.cloudfront.net/700/23614.jpg

http://img.td-imgs.com/images/39/59/93959_708533_FN…

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519NYQ6CpqL._… (small one)
 
Hi,

i am for a long time interested in prostate milking, and i have tried a few times, but i am unable to really milk myself, appart from some pre-cum that was dribling out just a drop or two, i have been unable to get real cum out.

I have a few toys, but not a real prostate massager and i am not able to buy/hide one ;)

I do not know if i am doing something wrong, if i am to soft/to hard/to fast/to slow.......

i have checked where the prostate is located and tried with my hands, but not able to really milk myself.

does anyone have good instructions/tips?

i have the following toys to my exposal:

http://csimg.shopwahl.de/srv/DE/00015962444547/T/34…

http://d3f650ayx9w00n.cloudfront.net/700/23614.jpg

http://img.td-imgs.com/images/39/59/93959_708533_FN…

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519NYQ6CpqL._… (small one)

I'm sorry, I know this isn't germane to the subject at hand, but this thread title made me think of DeNiro in Meet The Parents. "I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?" :cool:
 
I realize that at times I can be a real bitch but why the fuck is this tread in BDSM talk? I'm also wondering what kind of jackass would post it here?

If I offended anyone I did intend to do so.
 
Cuz ass insertion = submissive? :confused:

However, please note the pages long epic "how many of you girlz wear a buttplug" thread up above with not one person questioning it. Hm.

OP: press harder on your gland. Like don't hurt yourself, but press 5x harder than you think you need to. I was surprised at how much pressure is required for this. Your index finger should ache the next day from having to maintain its stance.
 
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Don't mind me Netzach, it's one of those days, I even wish I didn't have to be around myself.

I could have been nice, pointed him to the LGBT board, not that I want one more of these post there but why fight the inevitable. I'm sure he could have gotten a great deal of help there, assuming he would be willing to ask gay and bi men for help.

Of all the boards at Lit this and the cafe are the best and I don't want it to turn into something like the LGBT board. I wouldn't have commented at all if he'd have asked his question in the cafe although I'm sure most would have ignored it.

If subpoetie you happen to be confused by my use of LGBT, Lit has it listed as GLBT Chatter instead of LGBT Chatter, which is wrong although some may dispute my claim. If I had my way it would be LGBTQ Talk, LGBTQ Cafe and LGBTQ Play.

Now that I have gone completely off topic, being all of what I've written having nothing to do with BDSM, I'll end by saying I need a good cry.
 
Go cry, sweetie. We'll take care of the nice man's prostate, elsewhere...

*giggles* Sorry, but I heard this dialogue in my head and it just...it just sounds funny for some reason xD Although my brain can't decide what pitch your voice would be, Stella.

Clearly I need more than 3 hrs sleep to function by the end of the day
 
*giggles* Sorry, but I heard this dialogue in my head and it just...it just sounds funny for some reason xD Although my brain can't decide what pitch your voice would be, Stella.

Clearly I need more than 3 hrs sleep to function by the end of the day

hehe

Here's hoping he's found some help...
I think I sound less girly, more whiskey than I used to. But I only sound like a man if you get me on the phone before I'm fully awake...
 
hehe

Here's hoping he's found some help...
I think I sound less girly, more whiskey than I used to. But I only sound like a man if you get me on the phone before I'm fully awake...

Lol! As someone with chronic sore throat, all I can say is "ain't that the truth" xD
 
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