Un-sexy words/phrases in erotica writing...

[JerseyBoy]

Do you ever come across words in reading stories here (yes, there are stories) that make you lose the mood, or even laugh even though the writer is being serious?

The G-spot in reality is great but it looks plain silly in a story

or mention of her 'flower'
or his 'log'

What words do you find can ruin the mood?

 

[Purple Haze]

Poop chute...

 

[bad kitty]

The word cunt makes me lose the mood every single time, and the word member just cracks me up.

 

[intrigued]

"cunt", "bitch", "dick" and any phrases that are demeaning.

 

[Coca~Cola]

BOOBIES!

 

[greybeard]

mood killer...........

cheeche grande...............

greybeard

 

[unclej]

i'll quit reading every time i read, "cum slut, fuck slut" and other really demeaning phrases like that.

 

[JerseyBoy]

Re: mood killer...........

cheeche grande...............

lol...what the hell does that mean?

huge what?

 

[greybeard]

Re: Re: mood killer...........

lol...what the hell does that mean?

huge what?

exactly!.................

greybeard

 

[Tati]

I hate...

"manroot"......lmao....cracks me up

 

[greybeard]

weird............

"jizzm".........that's another one that just doesn't sit right........

greybeard

 

[bad kitty]

Re: I hate...

"manroot"......lmao....cracks me up

ahahahaha, I have never seen that one, but yeah, that's enough to make you spew drink out your nose.

 

[Tati]

Re: Re: I hate...

ahahahaha, I have never seen that one, but yeah, that's enough to make you spew drink out your nose.

lol....OUCH....I HATE when that happens!

 

[ithaqua]

Greek God

 

[SlipperyKitten]

Re: I hate...

"manroot"......lmao....cracks me up

lol Totally understand! Everytime I read that and "pleasure rod" I giggle for hours

 

[RawHumor]

I once had a girl online tell me "I just cummed."

That was about the funniest thing I ever read.

 

[bad kitty]

Oh oh oh, and when someone says "he plunged into the depths of her womb (or uterus)" my common sense and rationalization kicks in. He can't plunge into or the back of her womb or uterus unless they forcefully dialated her cervix for starters.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

"and the dam bursts"

Jesus, that simply annoying. I am glad I stopped saying it.

 

[Riles]

I've always really really hated "manhood"....I don't know why, but I do.

And one that I have yet to read, but REALLY cracks me up is "relations"...I had a customer come in talking about breeding the other day and used the word "relations" in terms of his horny little Dash. wanting to have "relations" with the neighbours Poodle - I had a hard time keeping a straight face.

 

[bad kitty]

LOL Riles, everytime I hear "relations" I hear grandma off of the Nutty Professor (Eddy Murphy) giving her lil speech on realations.

 

[firefighter02]

One that causes the "ole manrocket" to stay on the launch pad..
Any story that contains the phrase.."Yes Make Me Pregnant".





Find 'Em Hot - Leave 'Em Wet

 

[Riles]

LOL Riles, everytime I hear "relations" I hear grandma off of the Nutty Professor (Eddy Murphy) giving her lil speech on realations.

PRECISELY!!!!!!!!!

Which is why I was almost on the floor when he said it. The receptionist and I both had to leave the room we were so out of sorts.

 

[Riles]

One that causes the "ole manrocket" to stay on the launch pad..
Any story that contains the phrase.."Yes Make Me Pregnant".

Yeah, that's enough to make anyone cringe. Though the heated whisper from a woman in the heat of passion saying "Oh baby! Give me your seed", can have a nice ring to it...providing they both know that seed isn't able to take root.

 

[JerseyBoy]

Oh oh oh, and when someone says "he plunged into the depths of her womb (or uterus)" my common sense and rationalization kicks in. He can't plunge into or the back of her womb or uterus unless they forcefully dialated her cervix for starters.

I never found the word 'vulva' very sexy either but I've seen it

and aerioles (sp?)...just use nipples dambit!

endorphins?

 

[weed]

I've found that just about any word can be acceptable in the right context.

Anything said with a demeaning tone, (Cum, you slut. Fuck me, cunt.) turns me off but the same word used in different context (Damn, I'm so hot I think I want to be your slut.)

Somehow girl-talk gets a way with more than any other talk would. (OMG, my cunt was so sore after we got done....I could tell ya.)

I have to admit anatomically incorrect notions like the aforementioned "plunging into her womb" tend to make me roll my eyes some.

Though, again, in the right context, even the use of clinical terms can work. (Her labia were covered with soap as she prepared to shave her vulva when he walked in.)....well, depends where it goes from there, I guess.