Ultrasound zaps could be male contraceptive

[JackLuis]

Want to have your fun without a condom?

Okay, who wants to volunteer for the clinical trials?

 

[mynameisben]

Want to have your fun without a condom?

Okay, who wants to volunteer for the clinical trials?

My wife has a very effective condom-free method of male contraception she administers with her foot.

 

[TE999]

One order of shriveled nuts, coming right up.

 

[3113]

Want to have your fun without a condom?

Okay, who wants to volunteer for the clinical trials?

The article talks about lowering the sperm count on rats with this...but can the rats still get it up afterwards? That's the real question.

 

[Handley_Page]

Want to have your fun without a condom?

Okay, who wants to volunteer for the clinical trials?

Oh, Yes, she just IS going to have a machine to hand for you, ain't she ?.
And do you REALLY want your gonads crisped by RF ? (3MHz is not sound).

And welcome back to the thinking Ape.

 

[mynameisben]

(3MHz is not sound).

That's why they call it utrasound.

 

[Stella_Omega]

The medical profession doesn't mind bombarding eentsy fetuses with ultrasound. Your nuts are a lot less vulnerable then that "unborn citizen."

 

[sr71plt]

Still, I'm betting all of the doctors who did the research were women.

 

[oggbashan]

I've had ultrasound scans for gallstones. They confirmed that yes, I have gallstones. I thought I had some because they rattled when I rolled over in bed.

I don't know what effect they had on my sperm because I had a vasectomy years ago, long before the gallstones started rattling.

What was embarrassing was sitting with a beer belly (that I haven't now got) among all the pregnant women waiting for their scans. Once they got over their surprise there were a few jokes such as "When's it due?" and "Are you carrying twins?".

 

[estragon]

This will doubtless spawn (pun intended) a whole series of puerile jokes (my favourite kind), such as "First person to test ultrasound spermicide is Hugo Furst", or the new musical comedy about the ultrasound, "Balls Are Ringing".

 

[3113]

The medical profession doesn't mind bombarding eentsy fetuses with ultrasound. Your nuts are a lot less vulnerable then that "unborn citizen."

But said citizen is protected by amniotic fluid. A man's delicate testicles ain't got any protection Its so sad.

 

[sr71plt]

But said citizen is protected by amniotic fluid. A man's delicate testicles ain't got any protection Its so sad.

What? The man doesn't have his balls insured?

 

[gypsymoonrose]

Feild test version?

 

[3113]

What? The man doesn't have his balls insured?

Nope. All the man's got are either the tighty-whities...or the jock strap.

http://suarts.org/files/jock_strap_Cumalot.jpg

 

[sr71plt]

Nope. All the man's got are either the tighty-whities...or the jock strap.

This one looks like he has more swords than he needs.

 

[mynameisben]

What? The man doesn't have his balls insured?

No sadness here. I've got mine insured for $40. Each.

Okay, maybe there's a little sadness.

 

[Stella_Omega]

This one looks like he has more swords than he needs.

He walks bowlegged *nods*

 

[sr71plt]

He walks bowlegged *nods*

And if I were him, I wouldn't want to wear swords that size on the outside.

 

[Handley_Page]

Nope. All the man's got are either the tighty-whities...or the jock strap.

http://suarts.org/files/jock_strap_Cumalot.jpg

A swift kick in the gonads ain't gonna do the knee much good. . . .

 

[3113]

This one looks like he has more swords than he needs.

Naw. The name of that jock is: "Cum-a-lot" (Really!) All swords put to good use.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Nope. All the man's got are either the tighty-whities...or the jock strap.

http://suarts.org/files/jock_strap_Cumalot.jpg

I just checked and there's a version of that jock endorsed by Lorena Bobbet!

Guess that will make Xmas shopping for all the dudes on my list easy!

 

[Stella_Omega]

And if I were him, I wouldn't want to wear swords that size on the outside.

Well yeah-- That's why he walks bowlegged, otherwise he'll cut his own legs with every step...

 

[mynameisben]

Ya'll are getting a bit silly over the dude with the crossed swords undies. I've got a pair just like them. The swords are made of rubber, of course.

 

[sr71plt]

Ya'll are getting a bit silly over the dude with the crossed swords undies. I've got a pair just like them. The swords are made of rubber, of course.

The undies too?

 

[estragon]

Now there was a TV commercial seeking men with prostate cancer to try an ultrasound treatment where ultraheavy ultrasound was to be used to blast the bad cells.