Ultimate White Trash

[CandiCame]

So, I may have already posted this thread or maybe not. I've been telling everyone about my little adventure at the DMV or whatever it's called.

So I went to get a new driver's license and registration, blah blah blah. I was standing in line and a few people in front of me was this woman. Now let me describe her to give you a bit of a picture of this woman in your mind.

She was probably 5'2" 145-150 lbs. She was very curvy with size D breasts. She was about 45 years old with shoulder length brown hair. She haid bright blue eyes and had fake baked two times to many. She was very well kept, with perfect American manicured nails, coifed hair and full make-up. The woman was in very casual clothes which included a black tank-top that intentionally displayed her cleavage. I didn't realize this at first but this 45 year old woman was with her 16 year old son for his driver's test.

I was looking at the woman when I noticed shiny silver metal on her chest. I had to do a double take. No! No! It couldn't be! But, oh yes, it was. This woman had her cell phone, not in her pocket, not in her purse, but resting in her bra between her cleavage and sticking out of her chest.

Yup, the woman had a cell phone sticking out of her tits.

With her son!!!!!!!

Ok first of all, we prefer the term "trailer trash" because it's more inclusive.

Secondly yeah chicks do that and it's FUCKING AMAZING. A lot of women I know do this and idk how it works. Idk how tits are storage but they are. It's not just phones like bitches pull crazy shit out of there.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

 

[Emerson40]

WHITE TRASH?


You are a RACIST BITCH!

Stay away for another 10 yrs, BARREN ONE

Actually, racist shit-for-brains, you’re the racist bitch, as voted by the GB.

You received a majority 61% of the vote.

Congrats, shithead!

 

[CandiCame]

How about this thought?

*ri-i-ing*

"Hello?" ... "It's for you, honey."

"Oh ick, Mom!"

I genuinely don't get why this is weird? I've eaten nabs that came out of my mom's bra. I mean I've literally eaten from those tits, because that's how babies work. I didn't know that kids were supposed to be scared by their mom's tits.

Yhall are on some crazy shame shit on here.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Can't say I disagree with your assessment. This was written 13 years ago when i was in my 20s. Damn, I was stupidly judgmental and can't believe I thought this warranted comment. I was surprised when it was bumped and I read it. Does make me feel good to see I have changed and grown.

I wouldn't sweat it too much the way this joint is stinking lately. For example, the canker sore that bumped this thread up in order to troll you because your very presence got him pressed is a impotent racist shitstain that vomits actual and deliberate racist shitstain shit several times on the daily, nothing like cellphones stuck between titty meat and brassieres.

But you'd already know his reeking spoor from an earlier name, so there's nuttin' new there!

 

[dolf]

Can't say I disagree with your assessment. This was written 13 years ago when i was in my 20s. Damn, I was stupidly judgmental and can't believe I thought this warranted comment. I was surprised when it was bumped and I read it. Does make me feel good to see I have changed and grown.

Perhaps you can feel the same way about the air of superiority and judgmentalism displayed in your own post.

That's one of the joys of being a long time poster.
... Unless you're chickenshit and hide behind alts. Obviously.

 

[Hal9000_]

That's one of the joys of being a long time poster.
... Unless you're chickenshit and hide behind alts. Obviously.

oh, flod...

 

[CandiCame]

I didn't know this was old, but even 13 years ago I don't get what the point was. This one flew right over my head.