Ultimate White Trash

[lavender]

So, I may have already posted this thread or maybe not. I've been telling everyone about my little adventure at the DMV or whatever it's called.

So I went to get a new driver's license and registration, blah blah blah. I was standing in line and a few people in front of me was this woman. Now let me describe her to give you a bit of a picture of this woman in your mind.

She was probably 5'2" 145-150 lbs. She was very curvy with size D breasts. She was about 45 years old with shoulder length brown hair. She haid bright blue eyes and had fake baked two times to many. She was very well kept, with perfect American manicured nails, coifed hair and full make-up. The woman was in very casual clothes which included a black tank-top that intentionally displayed her cleavage. I didn't realize this at first but this 45 year old woman was with her 16 year old son for his driver's test.

I was looking at the woman when I noticed shiny silver metal on her chest. I had to do a double take. No! No! It couldn't be! But, oh yes, it was. This woman had her cell phone, not in her pocket, not in her purse, but resting in her bra between her cleavage and sticking out of her chest.

Yup, the woman had a cell phone sticking out of her tits.

With her son!!!!!!!

 

[Mischka]

Last week a pro se woman arrived at court for her divorce wearing a pink tank top, huge silver loop earrings, and Daisy Dukes. Actual cut-offs for court. I can't imagine what she wears when she's not dressing up.

 

[Silverluna]

That's scary.
*violent shudder*

 

[Cheyenne]

Last week a pro se woman arrived at court for her divorce wearing a pink tank top, huge silver loop earrings, and Daisy Dukes. Actual cut-offs for court. I can't imagine what she wears when she's not dressing up.

I've seen someone wear old torn clothes including a "white" t-shirt with huge holes that was 3 sizes too big and hadn't been washed in a few months. Dressing up for the judge I would think would be a given if you're trying to make good impression.

 

[phrodeau]

I wonder if it was set to vibrate.

Bubudabubudabubuda...

 

[phrodeau]

I've seen someone wear old torn clothes including a "white" t-shirt with huge holes that was 3 sizes too big and hadn't been washed in a few months. Dressing up for the judge I would think would be a given if you're trying to make good impression.

People don't even dress up for Judge Wapner.

 

[lavender]

I wonder if it was set to vibrate.

Bubudabubudabubuda...

Now you've got me thinking about it in a fucked up lit sense. Such as:

Maybe she is an online submissive and her Master asks her to place her phone on vibrate between her breasts and then he can call at will to make the phone vibrate between her tits.

I can't believe this thought actually went through my mind. This place has corrupted me!

 

[Silverluna]

A stimulating conversation?

 

[bronzeage]

I've seen someone wear old torn clothes including a "white" t-shirt with huge holes that was 3 sizes too big and hadn't been washed in a few months. Dressing up for the judge I would think would be a given if you're trying to make good impression.

Everytime I've been called for jury duty, the judge has sent somebody home to change clothes. The local Federal court requires all men to wear jackets. They dropped the tie requirement a few years ago.

 

[cjh]

Now you've got me thinking about it in a fucked up lit sense. Such as:

Maybe she is an online submissive and her Master asks her to place her phone on vibrate between her breasts and then he can call at will to make the phone vibrate between her tits.

I can't believe this thought actually went through my mind. This place has corrupted me!

heh.

one of the great levelers is realizing that counsel opposite probably cybers.

 

[Cheyenne]

Did I mention that the lady in the dirty white t-shirt looked like SHE hadn't been washed in a few months, either? Sometimes I thank God for my poor sense of smell.

 

[phrodeau]

How about this thought?

*ri-i-ing*

"Hello?" ... "It's for you, honey."

"Oh ick, Mom!"

 

[Silverluna]

I hope it wasn't a flip phone used for other purposes while on vibrate.

 

[lavender]

heh.

one of the great levelers is realizing that counsel opposite probably cybers.

Cyber sex is something I have never understood.

 

[gravyrug]

How about this thought?

*ri-i-ing*

"Hello?" ... "It's for you, honey."

"Oh ick, Mom!"

<applause> You win. I can't quit laughing!

 

[Mischka]

heh.

one of the great levelers is realizing that counsel opposite probably cybers.

I've always imagined that some of the more self-important partners end their day crawling on the floor in a giant diaper and begging to be spanked.

 

[Angel]

I've clipped my cell there in the car, mainly because I either drop it under the seat, or don't notice it ringing.

I don't think I've turned the ringtone on in a year. I hate them.

 

[cjh]

I've always imagined that some of the more self-important partners end their day crawling on the floor in a giant diaper and begging to be spanked.

THAT'S it exactly.

lavender, mischka nailed it.

 

[landslider]

The slobification of America.

Flip on a TV and some slack-jawed Gen Xer is saying "ass" and "pissed" metronomically. Hosts of TV shows don't even bother to put on ties. Newton Minnow had no idea how bad it would get.

Potential jurors show up in shorts and flipflops.

Und so weiter.

 

[lavender]

I've always imagined that some of the more self-important partners end their day crawling on the floor in a giant diaper and begging to be spanked.

"Mommy, don't hurt me. I'll be a good little boy!"

 

[Cleopatra]

<applause> You win. I can't quit laughing!

Me either!

 

[GEKKEN_]

So, I may have already posted this thread or maybe not. I've been telling everyone about my little adventure at the DMV or whatever it's called.

So I went to get a new driver's license and registration, blah blah blah. I was standing in line and a few people in front of me was this woman. Now let me describe her to give you a bit of a picture of this woman in your mind.

She was probably 5'2" 145-150 lbs. She was very curvy with size D breasts. She was about 45 years old with shoulder length brown hair. She haid bright blue eyes and had fake baked two times to many. She was very well kept, with perfect American manicured nails, coifed hair and full make-up. The woman was in very casual clothes which included a black tank-top that intentionally displayed her cleavage. I didn't realize this at first but this 45 year old woman was with her 16 year old son for his driver's test.

I was looking at the woman when I noticed shiny silver metal on her chest. I had to do a double take. No! No! It couldn't be! But, oh yes, it was. This woman had her cell phone, not in her pocket, not in her purse, but resting in her bra between her cleavage and sticking out of her chest.

Yup, the woman had a cell phone sticking out of her tits.

With her son!!!!!!!

How American

 

[Byron In Exile]

I've been telling everyone about my little adventure at the DMV or whatever it's called.

It's called "Hell," but it's spelled D-M-V.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

And I always thought the ultimate white trash was mixing vodka with Kool-Aid...

 

[Lost Cause]

"Happy 16th Birfday mah daughter..."

"Get off me Pa, yer crushin' mah cigarettes!"

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