Ultimate Party

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Moved from an Iraq thread.

:D

You're in charge of a party for everybody you'd like to party with. Maybe that's just you. Maybe it's the female populace of Denmark. It's your party.

Money is no object. Transportation isn't an issue. Have it catered or open a can of vienna sausages. Go crazy.

Setting?

Music?

Food & drink?

Parcheesi, Twister, Nude Sack Races, recitations of your poetry by your favorite actors? Other activities?

My party is at Turtle Island, Malcolm Forbes' old place in Fiji. Music is by the Preservation Hall Jazz Band and an assortment of r&b acts, followed later by a semi-cheesy Polynesian luau with flaming torches and jungle drums, on the moonlit beach. Musical instruments available for those who wish to play.

Non-musical entertainment: hot stone body massages and palm-reading

Dress code: sarongs. (So I can say, "What's sarong with this one?")

Food: Caterers grill teriaki salmon steaks flown in that day from Alaksa, with an option of T-bones for the fishless; "smashed potatoes," a crispy salad of locally grown greens and veggies, and for dessert, a choice of bittersweet Godiva Chocolate Souffle or creme brulee with fresh raspberries. Beverages: Champagne, an assortment of frothy frozen tropical things served in ceramic tiki heads, Diet Coke, Guinness on tap, espresso and cafe con leche for the caffeine fix.

Activities will be up to him. (There is a guest at my party.)

:devil:

Next day, we fly to Santorini to sleep it off in a clifftop villa.

Your turn.
 
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i cant decide, being the fickle person that i am. can we have more than one or would that defeat the purpose of an 'ultimate' party?
 
At Rockin' J's hammock hostel in Puerto Viejo, Costa Rica. (I call dibs on the 'pimp suite.') We take over the place. Bonfire on the beach. Skinny dipping in the warm tropical waters under a starry sky. Music - steel drums, calypso, reggae. Menu: seafood buffet featuring conch, scallops, oysters; "green goddamn" punch; dessert - lots of fresh, tropical fruit. All AH (ir)regulars welcome. Lotsa nooks and crannies for private liaisons. Ganja, if desired. Deep tissue massages available using fresh coconut oil.
 
impressive said:
At Rockin' J's hammock hostel in Puerto Viejo, Costa Rica. (I call dibs on the 'pimp suite.') We take over the place. Bonfire on the beach. Skinny dipping in the warm tropical waters under a starry sky. Music - steel drums, calypso, reggae. Menu: seafood buffet featuring conch, scallops, oysters; "green goddamn" punch; dessert - lots of fresh, tropical fruit. All AH (ir)regulars welcome. Lotsa nooks and crannies for private liaisons. Ganja, if desired. Deep tissue massages available using fresh coconut oil.

I like yours more than mine.

:cool:
 
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Couture said:
You.... You are like the ultimate woman aren't you?

shereads is my idol.
one day, when/if i grow up, i wanna be just like her.
 
Definately a party on Airforce One. :D That way we can pick up everyone we need, stop in London for a real pint, France for real wine and Northern Italy for real food, take a look at the pyramids, tease Iraq by making a low fly, visit Oz and still be home in time for Regis and Kelly on Monday morning. ;)
 
impressive said:
At Rockin' J's hammock hostel in Puerto Viejo, Costa Rica. (I call dibs on the 'pimp suite.') We take over the place. Bonfire on the beach. Skinny dipping in the warm tropical waters under a starry sky. Music - steel drums, calypso, reggae. Menu: seafood buffet featuring conch, scallops, oysters; "green goddamn" punch; dessert - lots of fresh, tropical fruit. All AH (ir)regulars welcome. Lotsa nooks and crannies for private liaisons. Ganja, if desired. Deep tissue massages available using fresh coconut oil.
Fabulous. Yes to ganja. The only way I could enjoy the stuff anymore without full-bore paranoia would be incommunicado on a beach someplace surrounded by other stoners.
 
CharleyH said:
Definately a party on Airforce One. :D That way we can pick up everyone we need, stop in London for a real pint, France for real wine and Northern Italy for real food, take a look at the pyramids, tease Iraq by making a low fly, visit Oz and still be home in time for Regis and Kelly on Monday morning. ;)
Is the president tied up in cargo? That would be cruel. He should be allowed to serve drinks from the little cart.
 
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vella_ms said:
shereads is my idol.
one day, when/if i grow up, i wanna be just like her.
Grow up? My mental age is fifteen. I want to be Anne Bancroft when I grow up.
 
impressive said:
At Rockin' J's hammock hostel in Puerto Viejo, Costa Rica. (I call dibs on the 'pimp suite.') We take over the place. Bonfire on the beach. Skinny dipping in the warm tropical waters under a starry sky. Music - steel drums, calypso, reggae. Menu: seafood buffet featuring conch, scallops, oysters; "green goddamn" punch; dessert - lots of fresh, tropical fruit. All AH (ir)regulars welcome. Lotsa nooks and crannies for private liaisons. Ganja, if desired. Deep tissue massages available using fresh coconut oil.

*sigh*

yep, the ultimate.
 
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