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You're in charge of a party for everybody you'd like to party with. Maybe that's just you. Maybe it's the female populace of Denmark. It's your party.
Money is no object. Transportation isn't an issue. Have it catered or open a can of vienna sausages. Go crazy.
Setting?
Music?
Food & drink?
Parcheesi, Twister, Nude Sack Races, recitations of your poetry by your favorite actors? Other activities?
My party is at Turtle Island, Malcolm Forbes' old place in Fiji. Music is by the Preservation Hall Jazz Band and an assortment of r&b acts, followed later by a semi-cheesy Polynesian luau with flaming torches and jungle drums, on the moonlit beach. Musical instruments available for those who wish to play.
Non-musical entertainment: hot stone body massages and palm-reading
Dress code: sarongs. (So I can say, "What's sarong with this one?")
Food: Caterers grill teriaki salmon steaks flown in that day from Alaksa, with an option of T-bones for the fishless; "smashed potatoes," a crispy salad of locally grown greens and veggies, and for dessert, a choice of bittersweet Godiva Chocolate Souffle or creme brulee with fresh raspberries. Beverages: Champagne, an assortment of frothy frozen tropical things served in ceramic tiki heads, Diet Coke, Guinness on tap, espresso and cafe con leche for the caffeine fix.
Activities will be up to him. (There is a guest at my party.)

Next day, we fly to Santorini to sleep it off in a clifftop villa.
Your turn.

You're in charge of a party for everybody you'd like to party with. Maybe that's just you. Maybe it's the female populace of Denmark. It's your party.
Money is no object. Transportation isn't an issue. Have it catered or open a can of vienna sausages. Go crazy.
Setting?
Music?
Food & drink?
Parcheesi, Twister, Nude Sack Races, recitations of your poetry by your favorite actors? Other activities?
My party is at Turtle Island, Malcolm Forbes' old place in Fiji. Music is by the Preservation Hall Jazz Band and an assortment of r&b acts, followed later by a semi-cheesy Polynesian luau with flaming torches and jungle drums, on the moonlit beach. Musical instruments available for those who wish to play.
Non-musical entertainment: hot stone body massages and palm-reading
Dress code: sarongs. (So I can say, "What's sarong with this one?")
Food: Caterers grill teriaki salmon steaks flown in that day from Alaksa, with an option of T-bones for the fishless; "smashed potatoes," a crispy salad of locally grown greens and veggies, and for dessert, a choice of bittersweet Godiva Chocolate Souffle or creme brulee with fresh raspberries. Beverages: Champagne, an assortment of frothy frozen tropical things served in ceramic tiki heads, Diet Coke, Guinness on tap, espresso and cafe con leche for the caffeine fix.
Activities will be up to him. (There is a guest at my party.)

Next day, we fly to Santorini to sleep it off in a clifftop villa.
Your turn.
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