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[luv1]

It's a small ferret like creature isn't it?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

It's a small ferret like creature isn't it?

of the species, inhabitus markus undies drawer.

the nesting habits of this creature are particularly vile. it prefers to build its home among the mouldy, forgotten underwear cast aside by human males rapidly approaching middle age.

it feeds on the yucky stuff that nestles in the stiff folds of the pants, particularly common after a heavy day viewing porn.

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Ewwwww G_A, thats oogy even for you.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Ewwwww G_A, thats oogy even for you.

you should read the stuff i wrote about anal sex.

 

[Lady_Fiona]

you should read the stuff i wrote about anal sex.

I laugh in the face of anal sex HA!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I laugh in the face of anal sex HA!

that's a baaaaaaaaaaaaad image.

 

[Lady_Fiona]

that's a baaaaaaaaaaaaad image.

Now theres a first........

 

[Britcock72]

I laugh in the face of anal sex HA!

Does anal sex have a face? And is it wincing?

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Does anal sex have a face? And is it wincing?

Yup - sitting there with its eye shut......

 

[In Anticipation]

Does anal sex have a face? And is it wincing?

Yup - sitting there with its eye shut......

Wincing or winking?

I'm kind of thrown by the metaphor myself too. At least is was laughing and not spitting.

 

[Britcock72]

Wincing or winking?

I'm kind of thrown by the metaphor myself too. At least is was laughing and not spitting.

Yep, I'm just not sure where you'd look for anal sex's face even if you wanted to laugh in it...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Yep, I'm just not sure where you'd look for anal sex's face even if you wanted to laugh in it...

just follow the smell?

 

[Lady_Fiona]

G_A started it - honest........








*sneaks out*

 

[geronimo_appleby]

G_A started it - honest........








*sneaks out*

what? anal sex?

i thought it was the greeks!

 

[Lady_Fiona]

what? anal sex?

i thought it was the greeks!

Well I knew you were old.......

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Well I knew you were old.......

puh, you ain't so far behind.

 

[curiousirish]

Care to point me in the right direction, or are you gonna make me search?

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=315948&page=210

somewhere on here....

 

[curiousirish]

anal sex..........this thread has dropped its standards in my absence!!!!

 

[sexygoth87]

Hey,i'm back!

 

[Lady_Fiona]

anal sex..........this thread has dropped its standards in my absence!!!!

Blame G_A - I am....

puh, you ain't so far behind.

Now't wrong with my behind

 

[guypleasure]

Blame G_A - I am....



Now't wrong with my behind

True, it may be multi-coloured spotty, but it's a lovely shape

 

[Lady_Fiona]

TY kind sir

 

[guypleasure]

TY kind sir

You are more than welcome kind lady

 

[Lady_Fiona]

You are more than welcome kind lady

Methinks you don't know me too well......

 

[guypleasure]

Methinks you don't know me too well......

I always take a sunny view of things