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the red wine and a gobby bitch giving it large about how she can drink -- yada yada blah.

she's just arrived at work -- i stayed over in the building last night -- and looks like shit. i'm dying on the inside, but externally it's a case of, 'how you doing? great day' etc.

all bright and breezy like. ;)

show no weakness. number, rank, name, DOB.

Good man, don't let them see the fear in your eyes, that fear you're about to crash out or throw up LOL
 
Good man, don't let them see the fear in your eyes, that fear you're about to crash out or throw up LOL

i cannot answer that question, sir.

LOL. i once got a good shoeing for that during an E&E exercise.

i was a corporal at the time, got captured and this big horrible sergeant started the interrogation process in the field.

i gave it the, 'i cannot answer that...' etc.

and he punched me in the face. i was shocked! we signed the geneva convention FFS! what he wqs doing was illegal. LOL. i learned a big lesson there. ;):D

you musta done the same ex. with those lovely boys from the english/welsh border.
 
i cannot answer that question, sir.

LOL. i once got a good shoeing for that during an E&E exercise.

i was a corporal at the time, got captured and this big horrible sergeant started the interrogation process in the field.

i gave it the, 'i cannot answer that...' etc.

and he punched me in the face. i was shocked! we signed the geneva convention FFS! what he wqs doing was illegal. LOL. i learned a big lesson there. ;):D

you musta done the same ex. with those lovely boys from the english/welsh border.


Yes fraid so mate, survival in hostile territory, all with the aid of the Hereford bulls and various other psychopaths. And the Geneva only applies to the treatment of enemy personnel mate LOL it doesn't apply to your own blokes apparently
 
Ah, listen to you two reminiscing about the good old days :rolleyes:

being chased around the hills and valleys in wales by a hunter force while wearing a gretcoat and boots with no laces in weren't the good old times, Bella; i assure you of that!

nor was the female interrogater ridiculing the size of me dick.

...oh, hang on that was last night! :D

how's you, babe? :rose:
 
being chased around the hills and valleys in wales by a hunter force while wearing a gretcoat and boots with no laces in weren't the good old times, Bella; i assure you of that!

nor was the female interrogater ridiculing the size of me dick.

...oh, hang on that was last night! :D

how's you, babe? :rose:

I have a useful tip I'd like to pass on...

Taking vodka instead of paracetamol is not advisable :rolleyes:
 
Well Merry Christmas one and all, and a happy New Year. I doubt I will be here between now and Jan 4 as we are off to France tomorrow for a couple weeks or so staying with wife's relatives.
 
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