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[Pangaea]

yeah, i never bought porn mags when i was a kid, i just wanked over the OED

 

[IsabellaKing]

yeah, i never bought porn mags when i was a kid, i just wanked over the OED

Now you're turning me on

 

[In Anticipation]

yeah, i never bought porn mags when i was a kid, i just wanked over the OED

You too eh?

 

[IsabellaKing]

You too eh?

Mmmmmmmm! I'm stroking it as we speak.

 

[In Anticipation]

Mmmmmmmm! I'm stroking it as we speak.

The concise or the full shelf load?

 

[IsabellaKing]

The concise or the full shelf load?

It's definitely a big one.




I'm off to the kitchen to forage for food...

 

[In Anticipation]

It's definitely a big one.




I'm off to the kitchen to forage for food...

*following suit*

 

[Britcock72]

Hmm, I go off to scrub Pixie's back in the shower, and when I get back you've all buggered off for lunch....

 

[In Anticipation]

Hmm, I go off to scrub Pixie's back in the shower, and when I get back you've all buggered off for lunch....

Back now, and what did she scrub in return?

 

[Pangaea]

The concise or the full shelf load?

gotta be the concise for a quickie. Full shelf load for a tantric wank.

 

[Britcock72]

Back now, and what did she scrub in return?

Ahhh now then, a gentleman never discusses these things......

 

[Pangaea]

Ahhh now then, a gentleman never discusses these things......

so what's your excuse?

 

[Britcock72]

so what's your excuse?

LOL I walked into that one.....

I'm trying very hard to be a gentleman. Pixie is a lovely girl. I wouldn't dream of betraying her trust.

 

[IsabellaKing]

LOL I walked into that one.....

I'm trying very hard to be a gentleman. Pixie is a lovely girl. I wouldn't dream of betraying her trust.

It's ok, no one's listening


Toast and peanut butter is soooo good

 

[Britcock72]

It's ok, no one's listening

LOL stop it!

Toast and peanut butter is soooo good

Hmmm, prefer toast and lots of salted butter...... maybe a smidge of marmite....

 

[In Anticipation]

It's ok, no one's listening


Toast and peanut butter is soooo good

I had buttered crumpets and peanut butter with my coffee, that was good too . . .

 

[IsabellaKing]

I have a guilty secret (apart from the fact that I just sneaked another look at my PM) I had marmite and peanut butter on my toast

 

[Britcock72]

I have a guilty secret (apart from the fact that I just sneaked another look at my PM) I had marmite and peanut butter on my toast

Why is looking at your PM a guilty secret?

 

[In Anticipation]

I have a guilty secret (apart from the fact that I just sneaked another look at my PM) I had marmite and peanut butter on my toast

You don't mean Gordon Brown do you?

Anyone else remember being able to buy a marmite/peanut butter blend in one jar? It was sort of stripey.

 

[IsabellaKing]

You don't mean Gordon Brown do you?


Anyone else remember being able to buy a marmite/peanut butter blend in one jar? It was sort of stripey.

Is that what you call it?

No, stripey chocolate spread, but not peanut butter.

 

[Pangaea]

Gordon Brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind he runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

Every time just like the last
On his ship tied to the mast
To distant lands
Takes both my hands
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown finest temptress
Through the ages he's heading

West
From far away
Stays ... Read morefor a day
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

Never a frown
With Gordon Brown
Never a frown
With Gordon Brown

 

[Britcock72]

Why is looking at your PM a guilty secret?

Never mind, penny just dropped......

 

[rob50yorks]

Yorkshire here

Hi all
pm me

 

[In Anticipation]

Is that what you call it?

No, stripey chocolate spread, but not peanut butter.

Er, no . . .

Appartently Sainsburys did just what I described.

The link inserter doesn't work but it's here.

http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/forums/index.cfm?action=showthread&threadid=315594&forumid=16

 

[IsabellaKing]

Er, no . . .

Appartently Sainsburys did just what I described.

The link inserter doesn't work but it's here.

http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/forums/index.cfm?action=showthread&threadid=315594&forumid=16

Champagne flavoured marmite...for those special celebrations